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Traffic Guru 04-19-2012 07:18 PM

Thnks to do in Saint Martin ?
 
Besides watching planes fly over your head. Anything else?

brassmonkey 04-19-2012 07:19 PM

lots of drinks and sex

OY 04-19-2012 11:37 PM

My only visit to St. Martin via sailboat is a blurr - there was tequila involved...

I vaguely remember gold being cheap there. So maybe buy gold after a few shots of tequila?

shimmy2 04-20-2012 09:05 AM

see figure 1:

http://toticos.com/dominican-porn-su...each-sosua.jpg

datatank 04-20-2012 09:10 AM

What is saint matin?

xato 04-20-2012 09:31 AM

We have been there for a day during a Caribbean cruise and we spent almost all day at Maho Beach.
Not so much because of the planes (well you have to see that as well) but more for the amazing waves there. It was fun.

http://h11.abload.de/img/mahoojj6d.jpg

19teenporn 04-20-2012 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18898755)

He's cute..

DudeRick 04-20-2012 09:47 AM

Enjoy the beautiful beach, otherwise it's nothing but jewelry stores.

David! 04-20-2012 09:58 AM

During the day you have Mullet Bay if you like mostly tranquil beach with no wave, turquoise water and white sand. You can also try Dawn Beach which is a little further away, but is still off the tourist beaten track.

On the French side you have Orient beach, European style beach with a lot of restaurants/bar who rents chairs/umbrellas too. My favorite is Kontiki ( http://kontiki-sxm.com/galerie.html ).

There are a lot of diving trips available too, just make sure they are really certified.

Shopping is OK, lots of jewelry stores, some good deals on perfume and Rolex. And off course cheap, very cheap liquor, cigarettes and cigars. Try http://www.guavaberry.com/guavaberry.htm it's pretty good.

On the food side, there are a couple of great breakfast places in Marigot on the French side, in Grand Case you have some typical creole mini food court style on the beach, and there are many very good restaurants on both sides of the island with world renowned chefs. Just make sure to check reviews on trip advisors for restaurants. I liked La Marina in Marigot to go seat, have a drink and watch the scenery.

There are a few brothels on the SXM side, cheap fucks, you just need to be careful of your surroundings late at night. Casino wise it's on the Dutch side, club wise, I would stick to Maho on the Dutch side and a few places in Marigot too. I lived there for 7 years, never fucked so much, never drank and partied so much and almost never made so much money but after a while even that can become boring...

CurrentlySober 04-20-2012 09:59 AM

I personally got off of the cruise ship, found the beach, scored some pot, smoked the pot, passed out, really bad sunburn all over and nearly missed the last launch back to the cruise ship...

BYMMV...

MichaelP 04-20-2012 10:05 AM

I assume you are in St-Peterborough (Dutch side)

Cupecoy bay... Orient Bay (Get there early) ... Been there a long time ago, but if it's still available, you can rent a Sail boat for a island tour and go to Iles Tintamare (desert island)

You can also rent a catamaran and go to St-Bart for a day :thumbsup

Marigot (French Side) = Nice shopping, restaurants, etc... Jewelry is Duty Free there :winkwink:

Stephen 04-20-2012 11:24 AM

The French girls in Marigot are stunning :thumbsup

I've been horseback riding on Orient beach, dove a few sites on St. Martin / St. Maarten

You need a Jeep

pornmasta 04-21-2012 06:05 PM

going to the church ?

nikki99 04-21-2012 08:41 PM

go to the beach

globofun 04-22-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traffic Guru (Post 18897541)
Besides watching planes fly over your head. Anything else?

This is coolest place to watch planes land in the whole world......there's a bar near by where you get to enjoy those KLM 747s with a cold drink! :thumbsup



I will be in Cancun in a few weeks........I wish I would be in Saint-Martin:thumbsup

Dood 04-22-2012 07:27 PM

The story goes that St. Maarten was split between the French and Dutch based on a foot race around the island. The two guys faced opposite directions and ran, where they met would be the dividing line from the starting point.

The French guy had a bottle of wine with him and the Dutchman had gin. The French guy sipped his wine and the Dutch guy drank his whole bottle of gin and passed out. Thus the reason for the larger French side of the island.

That's what they told me anyway when I was there. Nice story for tourists I guess.

Mrwww 04-22-2012 07:29 PM

fuck all.

georgeyw 04-22-2012 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xato (Post 18898802)
We have been there for a day during a Caribbean cruise and we spent almost all day at Maho Beach.
Not so much because of the planes (well you have to see that as well) but more for the amazing waves there. It was fun.

http://h11.abload.de/img/mahoojj6d.jpg

Now that is a sexy shorebreak!! I would love to see shoreys breaking like that at my local beach.

Robbie 04-22-2012 08:33 PM

I love St. Martin!
I was there for a week with one of my ex-wives who was a big tit feature dancer. She was sent there by Gold Key (feature dancer agency).

It was fucking awesome! The club she was working was "full contact" so you could get a handful of ass, pussy, and titty. The food was excellent. And we spent our days at the nude beach.

At night when she got done at the club we partied all night long at various clubs along the island. I rented a mini-moke and we drove that everywhere. Had a great time!

BIGTYMER 04-22-2012 09:05 PM

Don't they have monkeys that drink booze there? Or is that another island?

Far-L 04-23-2012 02:46 AM

Went there with my parents, French side, when I was still a teen... a guy was hitting on my mom at the hotel bar and she asked me to help get rid of him when he left momentarily for a wizz... I started talking to the cat and one thing led to another and he brought me to the local whore house which was a first for my naive young ass.

He paid for me to go back with one of the Dominican girls who washed my cock with Lava pumice soap. After she turned her fiance's picture to the wall, (being from a poor family, I learned that is how she was earning a dowry to go back home with) she fucked me until she complained that I was taking too long and made me hurry up and cum so she could go because it was apparently closing time...

The guy was long gone and the proprietors offered me a ride back to town... in the bouncing back of their pick up truck.

Shaken but not stirred from the ride, I wanted to get some weed so I asked a dude with dreadlocks that I had seen earlier watching a reggae bar band in town... He said yes but we needed a car so I went back to my hotel and snuck out the rental car keys. He said he would have to drive and I found out once he started driving that he actually didn't have a license and had only driven a few times... but he managed not to crash and took me to a little shanty town back inland where I don't think a whole lot of tourists go.

Part of me at this point was pretty sure I was going to be cut into chunks with a machete and made into a rich white boy stew with coconut milk and scotch bonnet peppers. I was happy though because, one, I had just been laid, and, two, the adventure unfolding was worth the price if I could just survive and stay out of the stew pot like Bugs Bunny.

He went up to some shack and a cracked out old lady sold him some weed, as I wasn't into the whole crack cocaine anything on any account. Me and the rastaman went back to the beach and rolled a nice fat spliff. We started smoking it.

Every time he passed I puff, puff, passed it back.

He looked at me.

He looked at me like I was fucking nuts.

Finally he said, "what's a matta wit you mon?"

I didn't know what to say. Finally I said that is how we did it in the States.

He rolled another and handed it to me. "Here, we not in a hurry, mon."

Fucked, fucking, fuckity, fuck, fuck. The brilliance of it hit me with the perfect clarity of a life lesson becoming crystal clear to light my path forevermore.

You can try that but I cannot promise it will be the same for you as it was for me. Good luck and enjoy your trip.



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