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Juicy D. Links 02-10-2003 12:19 PM

Anybody have hemmoroids?
 
I am 26 am i too young to get it?Please no bukkake answers this is a serious ???

Sly_RJ 02-10-2003 12:21 PM

There's no way in hell you're 26. I think you meant 36.

Juicy D. Links 02-10-2003 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
There's no way in hell you're 26. I think you meant 36.
I am 26 born MAy 12 1976

DarkJedi 02-10-2003 12:23 PM

if you'r an anal pirate you can get hemmoroids at any age

DarkJedi 02-10-2003 12:24 PM

yeah and if you lift heavy weights - too

rooster 02-10-2003 12:27 PM

pics please

Sly_RJ 02-10-2003 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


I am 26 born MAy 12 1976

No way. You look much older than that.

Juicy D. Links 02-10-2003 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

No way. You look much older than that.

Sly i aint kidding. I am 26 really

DarkJedi 02-10-2003 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
pics please


http://www2b.biglobe.ne.jp/~dr-ok/gif/arukanton.jpg

http://www.hemorrhoids-treatment-rel...mg_prolap1.jpg

PerfectionGirls 02-10-2003 12:31 PM

Not to young, but it does not normally show up until your mid-thirties for so. Unless of course you are putting to much un-needed presure on your pooper.

Serious answer for ya.

Take a warm bath!

Juicy D. Links 02-10-2003 12:32 PM


Shit, ok i know i dont got hemmoroids now the guy in the pic now hes got hemmoroids

Theo 02-10-2003 12:33 PM

you become older day after day, like Kevin Costner in the movie where he was a pilot..... :(

DarkJedi 02-10-2003 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
you become older day after day, like Kevin Costner in the movie where he was a pilot..... :(
you mean mailman ?

damac 02-10-2003 12:38 PM

You can get them, of course.

Do you drink a gallon of water a day?

Do you get an hour of exercise a day?

Do you eat 30+ grams of fiber a day?

traffictrader 02-10-2003 12:41 PM

juicylinks serious answer!


Hemmoroids are caused by constapation,

i'm 21 and I've had one before, so no you aren't too young.

There are two kinds, internal and external. The internal ones just kinda inch, then they bleed out, the external ones feel uncomfortable when you have to put direct pressure on them for long periods of time (aka sitting on them) The go away by bleeding out. So if you notice some blood on your toliet paper, don't freak out it just means its going away.


I rcommend "tucks medicated pads" for dealing with the discomfort, its basicly a big oxy pad for your ass, they come in a big round container and will run you about $10 at a local drug store.

If the hemmoroid doesn't go away on it's own in 2-3 weeks go see a doctor becuase it may be going in to stage two or stage three, which is sergical removal time.

Jakke PNG 02-10-2003 01:08 PM

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My GTZ 02-10-2003 01:52 PM

Juicy,

Do you often get constipated? I had a problem with that a couple months ago and really changed my lifestyle to correct the problem.

I stopped eating fast food all the time and only eat it now a couple times a month. I ride and exercise bike every day for about 15 mintues and I've increased my fiber intake to between 20-30 grams daily. I never did get hemmorids and hopefully I will not.

I'm only 24, but it is important to take care of yourself and stay off the "webmaster's diet" which is fast food and garbage foods, not to mention never getting any exercising and sitting on your ass all day long.

Hopefully this helps :)

Gman.357 02-10-2003 02:35 PM

Juicy,

I used to do some powerlifting back in the day. Heavy squats combined with hours of sitting at a computer afterwards will tear your ass apart.

How many hours a day do you sit in front of the puter? Chances are, it's more than 8 to 10 hours if you're full time in this biz. So combine that with lifting weights, and it's a recipe for roids.

Sit on one of those doghnuts and drink fiber drinks so you never get constipated, and they should go away.

:winkwink:

thatdykeliz 02-10-2003 02:48 PM

I started getting them at 21...but then I had a baby at 21, too. Having kids ruins your body, I swear to god.

The suggestions above my post are good ones. If you can't stand fiber drinks you can also take fiber tablets, which is what I do. The taste of metamucil makes me barf. I also just heard that eating yogurt with live cultures in it can help constipation -- I'm going to try that out myself.

Libertine 02-10-2003 02:49 PM

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ldinternet 02-10-2003 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather


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That's fucking disgusting. :repuke

Jakke PNG 02-10-2003 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet



That's fucking disgusting. :repuke

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