Holy Fucking Shit!!! It is lightning and THUNDER outside!
 

My Internet keeps going out and the boom from the thunder is loud enough that when you are outside you temporarily loose your hearing and hear a ringing in your ear... I've had a shotgun blow out the action because of a jam right into my ear and it is pretty damn close to that loud!

Last time I had that here, it fried 1 tv tuner, 1 router, 1 expensive telephone. Sounded like a cartoon ZAP in the room and poof.

Yeah... got all of my shit on them protector shits... we will see if I have to use their guarantee!