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Grapesoda 04-07-2012 07:13 AM

for shimmy2 Life in the country (best and worst of living 30 mles from LA)
 
in a gated estate on 6 acers with a pool and tennis court

best:

-clean, quiet, close to great restaurants and all the amenities, beautiful women, great roads to blast down in the car...

worst:

100 yard walk to the mail box :(

http://www.bmbradley.com/d.jpg

AllAboutCams 04-07-2012 07:30 AM

so how much does it cost

Grapesoda 04-07-2012 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18871807)
so how much does it cost

just a lease, couldn't afford to buy this place.... and the maintenance would kick your ass... they had to change all the water heaters a few weeks ago at $1000 each.

slapass 04-07-2012 07:39 AM

It is a weird deal but leasing high end real estate is much better then buying when you look at it. The guy renting it to you is probably getting hammered.

Fletch XXX 04-07-2012 07:48 AM

"in the country" there aint no restaurants lol

back here in the swamp aint even gas stations hehehe

no mcdonalds no walmarts either, love it.

shimmy2 04-07-2012 07:53 AM

your kungfu very strong! i live in the country too:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5810427_n.jpg

i have a few acres in a gated estate with 4 guard dogs (that still manages to get robbed):

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...32484118_n.jpg

a guest house:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6664443_n.jpg

and you're leaving out an important detail, its acceptable to buy pussy here

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...41170212_n.jpg

brassmonkey 04-07-2012 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871843)
your kungfu very strong! i live in the country too:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5810427_n.jpg

i have a few acres:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...32484118_n.jpg

a guest house:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6664443_n.jpg

and you're leaving out an important detail, its publicly tolerated to buy pussy here:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...41170212_n.jpg

the hoes are cheap

shimmy2 04-07-2012 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18871852)
the hoes are cheap

the ones who steal are. you get what you pay for mane

Brent 3dSexCash 04-07-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871843)

isn't this the shoot you did when some dude stole your equipment?

Grapesoda 04-07-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871843)
your kungfu very strong! i live in the country too:



and you're leaving out an important detail, its acceptable to buy pussy here

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...41170212_n.jpg

nope, not to me.... like white pussy :thumbsup

shimmy2 04-07-2012 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash (Post 18871873)
isn't this the shoot you did when some dude stole your equipment?

nah it happened about 20 minutes after this clip was taken



got the canon back though. i'm sure this would not have happened 30 miles from LA :)

BareBacked 04-07-2012 03:03 PM

Dam 6 acres. That is impressive. What did it cost ya ?

$5 submissions 04-07-2012 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18871816)
just a lease, couldn't afford to buy this place.... and the maintenance would kick your ass... they had to change all the water heaters a few weeks ago at $1000 each.

Now, that's forward thinking. It's one thing to buy but people have to focus on TCOO - Total Cost of Ownership

Grapesoda 04-07-2012 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871894)
nah it happened about 20 minutes after this clip was taken



got the canon back though. i'm sure this would not have happened 30 miles from LA :)

pretty safe around here... guy would have go down a country road, then hope fence and walk 100 yards through trees up a hill.......

brassmonkey 04-07-2012 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18871793)
in a gated estate on 6 acers with a pool and tennis court

best:

-clean, quiet, close to great restaurants and all the amenities, beautiful women, great roads to blast down in the car...

worst:

100 yard walk to the mail box :(

http://www.bmbradley.com/d.jpg

do you hunt? thats alot of stew :2 cents:

Grapesoda 04-07-2012 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18872457)
do you hunt? thats alot of stew :2 cents:

nope...lots of critters around here, especially at night... sounds like a fucking zoo outside

ilnjscb 04-07-2012 08:27 PM

bm bradley win this one, because he used a blue filter rather than natural light.

Rangermoore 04-07-2012 08:28 PM

and you're leaving out an important detail, its acceptable to buy pussy here

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...41170212_n.jpg[/QUOTE]

Where do you live?

sandman! 04-07-2012 08:47 PM

how much a piece of ass like that cost ?


Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18871874)
nope, not to me.... like white pussy :thumbsup


shimmy2 04-08-2012 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 18872745)
how much a piece of ass like that cost ?

depends on a few factors:

notice that the sun in shining in that pic (ie: it's daytime... halfprice)
she's not wearing her maneater gringo pickup clothes she wears at the disco
i see her damn near everyday and know most of her friends
i have a decent sized house not a shitty 10x10 hotel room like most tourists
i have food in my house and the ability to cook for girls (cant cook in most hotels)
not interested in owning her or having her move in and wife up with me
i speak spanish tolerably well

factoring all that in i'm generous with 2000 most locals would probably pay 1500. but i'm nice

Shotsie 04-08-2012 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871843)

http://i.imgur.com/y3asX.jpg

mineistaken 04-08-2012 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18873078)
depends on a few factors:

notice that the sun in shining in that pic (ie: it's daytime... halfprice)
she's not wearing her maneater gringo pickup clothes she wears at the disco
i see her damn near everyday and know most of her friends
i have a decent sized house not a shitty 10x10 hotel room like most tourists
i have food in my house and the ability to cook for girls (cant cook in most hotels)
not interested in owning her or having her move in and wife up with me
i speak spanish tolerably well

factoring all that in i'm generous with 2000 most locals would probably pay 1500. but i'm nice

2000 per hour?

Anyway you speak that its acceptable to pay for sex there, does that mean it is difficult to pick up women there (for free, like normal people do) if you are tourist? I mean they most likely would expect to get paid? :1orglaugh

woj 04-08-2012 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18873127)
2000 per hour?

Anyway you speak that its acceptable to pay for sex there, does that mean it is difficult to pick up women there (for free, like normal people do) if you are tourist? I mean they most likely would expect to get paid? :1orglaugh

I hope he means local currency, which is probably like $10 USD :1orglaugh

mineistaken 04-08-2012 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 18873239)
I hope he means local currency, which is probably like $10 USD :1orglaugh

Of course local currency. And its closer to 40$.

Grapesoda 04-08-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 18872745)
how much a piece of ass like that cost ?

I get paid $200 :2 cents:

Deputy Chief Command 04-08-2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18872722)
and you're leaving out an important detail, its acceptable to buy pussy here

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...41170212_n.jpg

Where do you live?[/QUOTE]

sorry, but this bitch is fat and ugly! :ak47::angrysoap:anon:repuke:repuke:repuke


I guess I am spoilt because I live in Asia , but this girl .. really ... is just FAT ... and ugly ..... sorry :thumbsup

mineistaken 04-08-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18873378)

sorry, but this bitch is fat and ugly! :ak47::angrysoap:anon:repuke:repuke:repuke


I guess I am spoilt because I live in Asia , but this girl .. really ... is just FAT ... and ugly ..... sorry :thumbsup

If you like those little girl type asian bodies then this one is fat, for me her body is very sexy.

Deputy Chief Command 04-08-2012 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18873380)
If you like those little girl type asian bodies then this one is fat, for me her body is very sexy.

no , I don't like little girl type asian bodies ... I like real woman ... , just one look at this girls face and you can see she is overweight ... I don't like that much excess fat .. girl should work out a bit and not eat that much


I mean seriously , her face is seriously fat .. can't dissagree with that ? right?

mineistaken 04-08-2012 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18873386)
no , I don't like little girl type asian bodies ... I like real woman ... , just one look at this girls face and you can see she is overweight ... I don't like that much excess fat .. girl should work out a bit and not eat that much


I mean seriously , her face is seriously fat .. can't dissagree with that ? right?

I agree, but I am not that gay to like only "perfect" bodies :)

Deputy Chief Command 04-08-2012 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18873400)
I agree, but I am not that gay to like only "perfect" bodies :)

hahaha, whats wrong with you? first its this "little girls bodies" now its "not that gay"


what the fuck are you talking about man... am not talking about perfection here.. am talking about not being overweight and caring about what you look like


if you are going to use a pic to "showoff" then at least use something that is actually goodlooking ... would I fuck this girl after a couple of beers on a friday night? sure I would!! would I post pics of her online to "brag" about the kind of pussy I am fucking??? HELL NO :2 cents::thumbsup

mineistaken 04-08-2012 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18873402)
hahaha, whats wrong with you? first its this "little girls bodies" now its "not that gay"


what the fuck are you talking about man... am not talking about perfection here.. am talking about not being overweight and caring about what you look like


if you are going to use a pic to "showoff" then at least use something that is actually goodlooking ... would I fuck this girl after a couple of beers on a friday night? sure I would!! would I post pics of her online to "brag" about the kind of pussy I am fucking??? HELL NO :2 cents::thumbsup

Whats wrong with you saying that she is "FAT AND UGLY". Do you want me to show pictures of actual fat and ugly chicks? :)

Fat Panda 04-08-2012 11:58 AM

the place is a shithole and the woman is an ugly fucking whore with fat legs

Grapesoda 04-08-2012 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 18873409)
the place is a shithole and the woman is an ugly fucking whore with fat legs

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...zpkao1_500.jpg

DudeRick 04-08-2012 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18871843)

Clean off your back porch! :disgust
Jesus... You can take the brotha out of the getto, but you can't...

sandman! 04-08-2012 04:25 PM

how much in dollars
:pimp


Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18873078)
depends on a few factors:

notice that the sun in shining in that pic (ie: it's daytime... halfprice)
she's not wearing her maneater gringo pickup clothes she wears at the disco
i see her damn near everyday and know most of her friends
i have a decent sized house not a shitty 10x10 hotel room like most tourists
i have food in my house and the ability to cook for girls (cant cook in most hotels)
not interested in owning her or having her move in and wife up with me
i speak spanish tolerably well

factoring all that in i'm generous with 2000 most locals would probably pay 1500. but i'm nice


mineistaken 04-08-2012 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 18873679)
how much in dollars
:pimp

Like I said before 2000 D.R. pesos is about 40$. Hence why I asked if its per hour - if per hour than nothing extraordinary cheap, only twice less than in many developed countries. If per night then its actually cheap.

Grapesoda 04-08-2012 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 18873670)
Clean off your back porch! :disgust
Jesus... You can take the brotha out of the getto, but you can't...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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