A 'Clean' Joke... That made me chuckle...
 

Two television ariels on a roof...



They fall in love, and decide to get married...



While the ceremony was nothing special....



The reception was fantastic :thumbsup

hehe :)

I don't particularly care for roof top humor.

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I thought the ariel race was extinct.

Speaking of clean...

A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.'

The next day when she picked up her laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on ass.'

And one for the resident poo lover:

As I sat in the living room, my 5 year old son shouted to me from the back door.

"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

Again, he shouted back.

"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

"Dad, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice joke, backfire :)

- What the heck are you ?!?
- I'm a ninja !
- Oh... why are you so slow then?
- I'm a turtle ninja!

Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
However after further surveys they found that only 8/10 people enjoy gang rape, no-one likes going last.

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A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Listen, I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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