Long Time Lurker - First Time Poster
 

Hey everyone and welcome to my first ever GFY post - tada!

I'm not actually officially in the adult business, although I do dabble in it, with some
blogs and other affiliate sites. Mostly as a hobby and an excuse to look at porn and
call it work. And because the massive traffic numbers and fucking horrendous
conversion rates in adult is a fascinating challenge (in a bizarre masochistic kinda
way)

I guess I'm in what you'd call mainstream - co-owning a running a big internet
marketing company that offers software, info products and consulting - mainly to
small businesses and independent internet marketers and affiliates (think make
money online niche - but remove the scammy shit and you're there)

As you can see I've been a lurking GFY member for a while... Partly because I found
that even though most of you are bat shit crazy, sometimes a good idea that can be
applied in mainstream comes up (Adult is often years ahead of curve)... and the crazy
part, well that's mostly entertaining.

Perhaps I can give something back the other way - my main areas of expertise is copy
writing and sales process optimization - can probably make your eyes roll, but who
knows, something might be useful.

Anyhoo - the reason for graduating from lurking... We also do mobile apps and
anything with sex sells - and we have some big plans in the near future.

So will probably be asking for content providers to spam the shit out of me with
non-nude content in the very near future - and thought it would be best to introduce
myself first

Better stop this now ... as a copy writer I tend to go on and on... and as you can
see I'm OCD about formatting text with neat line breaks :helpme

Random facts about me

Nationality: Danish
Lives on: Cyprus
Avatar: my maid (great service)

Now go fuck yourself! :321GFY

Hope she cleans your house better than her ass.

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go fuck yourself to the anal too :thumbsup

Just checked - yeah still looks fine

welcome, and go fuck yourself :thumbsup

Outstanding first post!



(polite golf clapping in the background)


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Welcome to the zoo ...

Welcome to the board

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Trade for your maid?

Trying to find a witty comment - got nothing - that picture is just fucking nasty :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Welcome to fucking yourself.

Rart at se endnu en dansker blandt alle de tosser herinde:-)

you made a huge mistake

Welcome to the monkey house.

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Now let's do some biz...:thumbsup

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Welcome...now :321GFY

ADG

Joining was your first mistake

my main areas of expertise ARE copywriting and sales process optimisation.

Zounds, the irony.

Welcome to GFY :thumbsup