Suspicious Package Turns Out to Contain Pornography
 

http://www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030209_1283.html


Suspicious Package Had Note to A-shhahahahaha
Suspicious Package Turns Out to Contain Pornography, Note to Attorney General John A-shhahahahaha

The Associated Press



SCRANTON, Pa. Feb. 9 ?
A suspicious package found at the federal courthouse Saturday turned out to contain pornographic material and a note to Attorney General John A-shhahahahaha, police said.

The briefcase-size box was examined by the bomb squad, which decided to destroy it.

The note suggested the package was dangerous, Sgt. Dave Benway said, adding that he expected charges to be filed.

Last year, two partially nude statutes in the Great Hall of the Department of Justice were covered up. A Justice Department spokesman said it was done for aesthetic reasons, but there were reports that A-shhahahahaha didn't like being photographed in front of them.

Lucky bastard getting all that porn. I wish I had some porn...oh...wait....I have a few terabytes of it right here!

Wooooo!

Thats scary, he needs to get laid