Today's a special day.
 

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If for the past few days you have been noticing everything around you (and maybe including you) is in disarray, or are slow or things are just going your way, then you -- like everyone else -- has been experiencing the effects of the Mercury Retrograde. To know more about it, go here. The first among three Mercury retrograde for this year started last March 12. From what I gather from astrologists, this is the time NOT to start a business, sign a contract or even buy a new appliance.

But the reason I'm posting about this is because in a couple of hours, the damn retrograde will finally end. You will start noticing something as if the slow tiredness of the last couple of days has lifted. There's more positivity, more efficiency and more good things happening.

Mind you, I didn't believe in this before, but I soon notice a pattern.

The next one though should be three months away. But what we may also need to prepare for is the Venus retrograde which is another topic entriely when May 15th comes.

I feel retrograde enough to start a family ...

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I fucked your mom. So there!

My mom is dead.