NETbilling Now Offering FREE Processing
 

Hi All,

Since 1998, NETbilling has grown into the largest payment gateway and call center provider in the adult space. We also provide cost effective processing to hundreds of mainstream and retail businesses. While we got you in here offering a promise of free processing, it is only an april fools joke. However, if you are not using NETbilling, you should check us out. We promise to provide an extremely flexible and robust processing and customer service solution at very affordable rates with a staff who is 100% dedicated to your success.

Please give us a call to speak to our sales department and learn how NETbilling can help your business grow.

We look forward to serving you.

p.s. It was a pleasure spending time with so many of you in Phoenix this past week.

Thanks, Mitch

I don't think lying to, and wasting the time of your potential customers is a good way to build a business partnership.

just when my invoices started getting crazy high I thought this was the answer I was looking for. Bummer /:
ds

April 1st was yesterday...

Sorry to offend... we have to have some fun once a year :-)

You're funny Duke. I hope all is well.

lol yea it is

Better get yourself a new calender
April 1st if for pranks, not for sleazy marketing

:2 cents:

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I beg to differ

not funny/.
nice spam

Oh dear.

A) it's not funny
B) April 1st was yesterday

Double fail

Free processing ? For new or current customers as well!

Idiot Marketing 101

Agreed. Pretty fucking retarded.

Not to mention that April 1st was yesterday.

He is offering free processing for all new and current customers.

Hope this clears up your confusion

It's not April 1st so Aprils Fools jokes don't apply, I'm emailing you about the free processing now.

False advertising?

how about at least LOWERING the rates

One day too late for april fools joke...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Unfortunately, You Fucking Fail Dude!

But the good news is that you are not the first one to fail miserably in marketing......

http://unbounce.com/photos/marketing-fail1.png

http://failpictureswebsite.com/uploa...eting-fail.jpg

http://brandsunderconstruction.com/b...ising-fail.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1lx63WQfc1..._2468757_n.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...urger-fail.jpg

http://www.justinverrette.com/wp-con...10/08/fail.jpg

The bad news is that I would not really want to do business with people who fail...

Your Boss must be proud! :thumbsup

A) Hilarious
B) It was posted April 1 (PST)

Hi Moffit - if they were any lower, I would be paying you :-)

Damn you yanks and your time zones.

:)

Technically, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at noon. :)

Quite proud actually - lot's of views and actually some new sales calls. Y'all should lighten up a bit.

I missed that memo

are you serious? GFY on April 1st. Get a sense of humor dude.

You had me Mitch, I was going to spam everyone over here, with CRANK up NetBilling!!!... Now I'm going to look under my desk for some loose change... :(

2012 was a leap year, you're off by a day...
WG

I thought we already are cranked up?

Mitch

Funny... I thought my attempt at humor would be quite obvious to anyone except the guy I was replying to.

Guess not.

What is it called when you fail at claiming someone failed?

:Oh crap

We have a lot more... :winkwink:

always top notch!

ok - hit me up and let's work it out!

Awesome- done deal!

ps- nothing bad to say about Mitch & Netbilling, I'm just trying to get to 500 posts

Thanks Moffit - I spent a little time with Spike in Phoenix btw. I hope you are doing great!

me too, who the fuck wrote that ?

It's always been that way.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/aprilfools/origins.asp

http://www.novareinna.com/festive/allfool.html

http://www.therecordherald.com/news/...pril-Fools-Day

each to his own ..............Mitch was here to have a little fun, why rip him, for it ?:2 cents:

I think if you go back and read my original message again you'll see the tone of it was hardly ripping. :2 cents:

When it comes to money, all jokes should be put aside.

Do you think they would have thought it was funny had someone offered them 1k sales a day min etc etc and wasted their time and then said April Fools?? Most likely not.

Yes, because it is so exaggerated that there is no way anyone could possibly believe it's true.

Does anyone reading this thread actually think free processing was on the table? Seriously?

lol :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

wtf does it being a leap year have to do with anything? Do you think he is looking at the position of the sun for his calender ? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sorry, wasnt referring to to by your self, just talking generally, tough audience here today:winkwink:

I think some of you are still hung over from the Phoenix Forum. It was all for fun and to do do a little marketing and branding.

We have been using Netbilling since 1998 (or 1999 - to long ago to remember). Netbilling is hands down the best, for those of you who are able to get a merchant account that is...If you not able to get a merchant account then no worry, you can make up for it by just continuing to flame Mitch.

I bet they would have been ok with "wasting" the 5 seconds of GFY time that this joke took on a day that is somewhat reserved for Jokes.

That being said I bet he wouldn't have wasted the 10 seconds you took to post this or the 15 seconds I took to respond to your post :2 cents: