My New Book: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Japanese Porn Video Titles
 

1) If Completely Grown-Up Sisters and Brothers Live Under the Same Roof, Incest Will Certainly Occur in the Forms of Lesbianism and Sexual Disgrace

2) My Crotch Cannot Withstand the Arousing Scent of My Sister-in-Law

I know that bukkake parties spontaneously break out on the Tokyo subway daily. Fact.

Quick, somebody do Google Translate porn titles lol