There are 2 rules to success in life:
 

1) Dont tell everything that you know.

Lemme guess the second one is a secret, right?

the best chefs? don't hide their recipes.. the bad ones who can't make anything else do.

I'm pretty sure the second one is "Don't be a douche".

the second one: everything tastes better with bacon

Don't have all your eggs in one basket?

or "don't be that douche" :1orglaugh

Yeah convincing world....except 2 billion Christians :1orglaugh

It's some kind of proverb, not to be taken literally.

Success is momentary, failure is forever ...

Curly always says:


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"one thing, just one thing..."

I can tell u man... u want?

I see whatcha did there

better shut your mouth sometimes, i agree :D

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ADG

Good advice.

Indeed :1orglaugh

The only rule is to work as hard (and intelligently) as you can and never quit.

though I prefer to follow guidelines rather than rules

Nice thread Django , but mine rule is dont work hard , work smart. :)

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first rule of success: Be there!

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The only rule of life you need to is one word - "Misdirection".

My mother taught this to me first hand when she divorced my step father. She kept telling him that she wanted the business because she wanted steady income after the divorce. So my father was prepared to fight for the business. They go to court, he offers up the house, she accepts, sold the house a few days later, then quickly moved cross country. He never saw it coming.

All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu





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I noticed that 99% of the people who quote the Art of War are always broke losers.

"Success comes before work only in dictionaries"