Will someone in america adopt me
 

I really want to come live in America... preferably Las Vegas or Arizona... will some one adopt me...

OK Maybe Adoption is a bit of a reach... well unless Madonna is reading this... sponsor me to come out there and shoot for you... Give me a job :winkwink:

unless you are the girl in your avatar. not interested.

The USA is no cup of tea either ;)

there is no cup of tea in USA !

Why Arizona? It's like Las Vegas minus all the fun stuff.

Just come across the boarder illegally. You wont need a job, you'll have a free ride for life! :disgust

explain ! explain ! explain !

Ok...
 

Well I have visited the USA many times... I guess I enjoyed Vegas the most by a country mile... but not 100% sure if I could live there...

Arizona seems like a cool place, and a short plane ride away from Vegas... It's nice and hot, got golf courses, the Phoenix forum is there... I could hang out with the CCBill peeps... pop over to Steve Lightspeeds house for a bar bq... and they have a Tilted Kilt, Libary, and Heart Attack Grill...

BOOM !

Plenty of desperate, older American guys advertising on non-US Craigslist pages looking for wives.

Now I want a go....

41 year old British queen with an attitude needs adoption.

Been to Florida? I have traveled all over the usa, and If I chose a place to live it would be Florida. LA and Vegas are nice too, but Florida is much better.

me as well ... anyone ????? :)

Yep...
 

Yeah I stayed at the most amazing place in Miami... Turnberry Isle Golf and Country Club... But little worried about Miami as Dexter lives there right ?

Try with Brad and Angelina

Pics will decide the outcome of this thread

I'll adopt you all - I'd love to have my place full of English accents and lots more Brit coms

He actually lives in Long Beach, CA as that is where they film the show.

Contact;

http://i.imgur.com/KqZqE.jpg

Hmmm... For those deciding if they should adopt me or not

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/banners/Steve1.jpg

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/b...PornMidget.jpg

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/b...enthegurlz.jpg

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/b...evetattoo2.jpg

Shexy I know... Last pic is for Juicy !

Nice T-Shirt

what he said


http://nsfwgif.com/gifs/mushroom-slap.gif

lol - Thats how I want to die - Knocked out by an overized cock....

Visa
 

Another plan is H1B visa for special workers. I could hire you for "special talents." Only Brit I consider adopting is Denise Davies and I don't see my GF allowing that.

Make me an offer & I'll hire you.

Hmmm...
 

That sounds like an option... I hadn't thought of that ! :thumbsup

So I need to find someone who will take me on as a Photographer, with the special skills of making girls take their clothes off ! I should also mention I am a pretty mean cook too... as you can see from the pics my belly is self made :Oh crap

Hmmm...
 

So not feeling the love since I posted my pics... your all so shallow :disgust

Awww you want to get married?


:winkwink:

I love that chick in porn midget photo.

Hey for the right price, I'm always game for a good fake marriage or two.

But then again, for the right price, I guess that sort of describes all marriages, eh? :P

Louisa May...
 

That girl being the very sexy LouisaMay.com :winkwink:

good luck in getting adopted :)

He didn't say yes to either of us LOL.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hmmm...
 

I'll become a mormon and marry you both... :winkwink:

Well when?


:)

Come to the USA
 

you want a H1B visa for special workers, to gain entry
email me at tankahaha AT gmail DOT com
NO you will not be living with me

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