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MrPotatoBread 03-07-2012 08:49 AM

Headed to the Dominican Republic soon....
 
I'm off to the DR soon for a fast get away. Any suggestions of what to do or not to do while visiting? Hahahah

ClickCastX 03-07-2012 08:55 AM

Don't ever EVER drink the jungle juice. It will mess you up!

Chosen 03-07-2012 09:36 AM

Haven't been there yet...

Sid70 03-07-2012 09:40 AM

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Chi 03-07-2012 09:40 AM

Try going to Casa De Campos or Punta Cana. Two good spots. If you end up in Santo Domingo check out "los tres ojos" which are these funky pools in an underground cave. Speaking of caves there is an awesome restaurant called "la cava" that is deep inside a cave. Finally go catch a baseball game. The games down there are nuts with merengue bands and cheerleaders. Expect to drink a lot. :thumbsup

Scott McD 03-07-2012 09:45 AM

Was in the Dominican Rep about 3 years ago. Loved it!

Don't rent a car. The roads/drivers there are fucking insane. I don't think they have any rules at all... :1orglaugh

Evil Chris 03-07-2012 09:55 AM

Relax, drink, eat, golf.

You're all set.

O MARINA 03-07-2012 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrPotatoBread (Post 18808975)
I'm off to the DR soon for a fast get away. Any suggestions of what to do or not to do while visiting? Hahahah

Tan, swim and dance merengue?

magicmike 03-07-2012 10:11 AM

Enjoy the weather, don't drink the tap water.

PR_Chi 03-07-2012 11:57 AM

was there last month, if you can go on the catamaran, had a blast there. http://www.viator.com/tours/Punta-Ca...d794-2476PUJ_9

iSpyCams 03-07-2012 12:51 PM

Dont:

1) Drink Brugal if you don't want to get falling down drunk
2) Pick up hookers in the tourist areas. (overpriced and butt-ugly) Go to the nicer clubs where the locals go.
3) get in a taxi without asking how much the ride is first
4) ever forget that you are in a foreign country
5) Use drugs, buy drugs or ask about them in tourist areas - locals love to set you up for a shakedown.

Do:

1) Try the local "presidente" beer, it's great
2) Sample the local generic Cialis "la pela" for 1:50 a pill
3) Check out Cabarete, nice little surfing town on the North Coast
4) Stock up on cigars and rum to take home with you

geedub 03-07-2012 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18809551)
Dont:

1) Drink Brugal if you don't want to get falling down drunk
2) Pick up hookers in the tourist areas. (overpriced and butt-ugly) Go to the nicer clubs where the locals go.
3) get in a taxi without asking how much the ride is first
4) ever forget that you are in a foreign country
5) Use drugs, buy drugs or ask about them in tourist areas - locals love to set you up for a shakedown.

Do:

1) Try the local "presidente" beer, it's great
2) Sample the local generic Cialis "la pela" for 1:50 a pill
3) Check out Cabarete, nice little surfing town on the North Coast
4) Stock up on cigars and rum to take home with you

What are some legit stores selling name brand Dominican cigars? Are there any chains that might be located throughout the country?

iSpyCams 03-07-2012 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by geedub (Post 18809561)
What are some legit stores selling name brand Dominican cigars? Are there any chains that might be located throughout the country?

I am not a cigar aficionado myself, but I generally find E. Leon Jimenez cigars to be pretty good for my occasional ashtray-mouth adventures.

You don't need to worry much about getting ripped off with "fake" cigars down there, just be careful you don't inadvertently buy Cuban cigars that will get you in trouble with customs if/when you go back to the US. (assuming that's your origin)

Just remember that most things cost 2.5 to 3 times their value elsewhere when you are in a tourist area. If you are in Santo Domingo or any other major town grocery stores are not going to rip you off much.

CaptainHowdy 03-07-2012 03:58 PM

Wear a rubber at all times ...

shimmy2 03-07-2012 04:10 PM

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shimmy2 03-07-2012 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18809091)
Don't rent a car. The roads/drivers there are fucking insane. I don't think they have any rules at all... :1orglaugh

yeah and the girls here drive automatics with 2 feet, fred flintstone style. wouldn't dare let them near a clutch or a street with actual traffic. i tried to em give a few lessons:


globofun 03-07-2012 06:37 PM

Been there in 2007.....never again!

I sold my soul to Mexico! :)

Have a nice and safe trip.........

Mr Pheer 03-07-2012 09:31 PM

Go hang out with Shimmy

brassmonkey 03-07-2012 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18810013)
yeah and the girls here drive automatics with 2 feet, fred flintstone style. wouldn't dare let them near a clutch or a street with actual traffic. i tried to em give a few lessons:


ghetto island drivin with no seat belts and shit :helpme :1orglaugh aint that beepin getting on u?

tonyparra 03-07-2012 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18810461)
Go hang out with Shimmy

:2 cents: what i would do...if he put me in a scene :upsidedow

shimmy2 03-10-2012 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 18810492)
:2 cents: what i would do...if he put me in a scene :upsidedow

bring me some new shoes when you arrive

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pimpmaster9000 03-10-2012 02:43 PM

Punta cana and playa dorada are great, was at santiago for a few hours visited a cigar factory :D

Easy entertainment to be had just don't wander off in to the "ghetto" places stay where the tourists are or in the bigger cities and you will be fine...

If you can go to "bacardi island" its called sosauna or something like that. Its paradise on earth they shot the bacardi advert there its a lonely island but the scenery is the best I have ever seen anywhere....

shimmy2 03-11-2012 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18815345)
just don't wander off in to the "ghetto" places stay where the tourists are

oh come on you are totally missing out on an awesome time if you dont trip through DR barrios!

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