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MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:09 AM

WeIrD things people you know have!?
 
As i said in another thread i knew a girl who had six toes and fingers!

do you know anyone or do yourself have any weird ass deformities?

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Pointless 02-08-2003 02:12 AM

i was at uni the other day and a mature age student rocked in wearing a dress also had hand bag the full works. this guy was serious too fuckin crazy times :1orglaugh

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:13 AM

I have two dicks.

KRL 02-08-2003 02:14 AM

I had a friend when I was a little kid. She had 6 toes on one foot and four on the other. She used to love freaking out the other kids in the neighborhood with them. It was really weird looking.

Pointless 02-08-2003 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
I have two dicks.
so.... im not the only one then?

chupacabra 02-08-2003 02:16 AM

once met a really cute girl that had two assholes, one above the other... very nice, very confusing..!

MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:16 AM

i have hair on my tongue,
does that count?

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chupacabra
once met a really cute girl that had two assholes, one above the other... very nice, very confusing..!
When's the last time you saw a pussy?

thatdykeliz 02-08-2003 02:18 AM

One leg is about 1/4 shorter than the other one. I never knew that's what was wrong with it until my doctor sent me for a C-scan. No wonder my fucking pants hems would never hang evenly! :1orglaugh

MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chupacabra
once met a really cute girl that had two assholes, one above the other... very nice, very confusing..!
remember to always pick the one with lips above it, after that you'll be just fine! and they wont make fun of you anymore.

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
One leg is about 1/4 shorter than the other one. I never knew that's what was wrong with it until my doctor sent me for a C-scan. No wonder my fucking pants hems would never hang evenly! :1orglaugh
You sick mutant freak! You must die!

Jakke PNG 02-08-2003 02:19 AM

I know a girl without a colon. Her shit comes through a tube on her belly. That must suck.
I'm not kidding either.

MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
One leg is about 1/4 shorter than the other one. I never knew that's what was wrong with it until my doctor sent me for a C-scan. No wonder my fucking pants hems would never hang evenly! :1orglaugh
They just told you that so the kids wouldnt make fun of your homemade clothes as much,

your mom was just a never good sewer, its ok i feel u!

PenetratinP 02-08-2003 02:20 AM

i have a foreskin....all my friends tell me it's weird....



but if being able to draw a topographic map of a girl's pussy just by sticking my dick in one time is weird....then fuck it...

i've had friend's tell me that they told a girl to "bite" while they were gettin head cuz they weren't feelin much..

fuck that...my dick feels all....knows all

from the uncircumcised bone flows all that licks (shit..is boneyproney going to sue me for saying that?)

MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I know a girl without a colon. Her shit comes through a tube on her belly. That must suck.
I'm not kidding either.

screwd up never heard of that before, that just happens to me because my diaper gets bloaded.

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I know a girl without a colon. Her shit comes through a tube on her belly. That must suck.
I'm not kidding either.

That's some weird shit. That must be really annoying too. But she could shit in a urinal!

Pointless 02-08-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
i have a foreskin....all my friends tell me it's weird....

yeha i have my leather jacket still on too.

MetaMan 02-08-2003 02:23 AM

o i also know a bunch of people with webbed feet, but seems more common to me but really isnt i guess.

PenetratinP 02-08-2003 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pointless


yeha i have my leather jacket still on too.

:thumbsup


i'm an agnostic/atheist (not sure) and no matter if you believe in God or Nature. It's fucked up to circumcise male babies.

If you believe in God. How dare you fuck with God's design!

If you believe in Nature. Why would the human female clitoris and every other mammal have a protective covering on their most sensitive external organ?

Do we surgically remove the hood that covers the clitoris? No....why? because it wasn't deemed beneficial but circumcision was found to curb male masturbation and other societal problems which are far less prevalent in females.

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:37 AM

Male circumcision is about cleanliness.
The clit hood helps provide pleasure for a woman.

PenetratinP 02-08-2003 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
Male circumcision is about cleanliness.
The clit hood helps provide pleasure for a woman.


your right....back in the old days when humans weren't so clean. It was a necessity to circumcise males to prevent those problems. But in modern times where people bathe/shower consistently it is more of a handicap to the male than a service.

i've read studies (college human sexuality course) that said that many sexual fetishes stem from the inability to function normally sexually. Of course most of those dysfunctions are severe and are nowhere related to the topic at hand....but a lot are just from a loss of sensivitity due to improper circumcision or abnormal abrasion to the penis glans.

and about the clit hood...it's the same thing. Evolutionary speaking the clit is a tiny penis with a tiny foreskin.

I wish I could lend you my dick for a day. You would wish you were an intact male.

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:48 AM

everytime a woman is penetrated, it stretches her clit hood, stimulating the clit.

PenetratinP 02-08-2003 02:50 AM

everytime an intact man penetrates a woman it retracts his foreskin stimulating the glans

psyko514 02-08-2003 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP
everytime an intact man penetrates a woman it retracts his foreskin stimulating the glans
so you're saying you get pleasure by your foreskin pulling back over your glans?
cause i get pleasure from running my glans all over the insides of a pussy.

PenetratinP 02-08-2003 02:59 AM

well...both....pleasure from retracting foreskin while the penis is entering the vagina....and pleasure from the vagina (mmmm....vagina).


but in the end....the human body adapts....and an orgasm is an orgasm.

and to be honest....when i'm erect and fucking...my dick works exactly the same as yours.

when flacid...the foreskin just protects the glans. In our pampered modern state it's pretty much all the same.


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