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Voodoo 03-02-2012 09:49 AM

The Way it's Always Been.... Good Read.
 
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.

Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs.

To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

Again, replace a third original monkey with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well.

Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, all the monkeys that have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been around here.

Jman 03-02-2012 09:54 AM

Noice, thanks for sharing. (right click copy)

EddyTheDog 03-02-2012 10:06 AM

Somewhere down the generations one of the monkeys said 'fuck it' and went down the stairs....

martinsc 03-02-2012 12:31 PM

nice read, food for the mind... :thumbsup :thumbsup

combson 03-02-2012 04:27 PM

Nice story, I'm sure we can find something related to this story in our lives

Spunky 03-02-2012 05:07 PM

Leave my people alone

papill0n 03-02-2012 05:12 PM

i let all the monkeys out of their cages and smoked a joint

DWB 03-02-2012 05:21 PM

Monkeys can climb. If they were in a cage they wouldn't have to use stairs to get to the top to reach the banana. Duh. ;-)

Jim_Gunn 03-02-2012 05:22 PM

Sounds like a made up story.

Jacob[Soft] 03-02-2012 09:22 PM

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Two of the four monkeys that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
Great experiment, really good for reading

I read similar story but with rats.

Jim_Gunn 03-02-2012 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jacob[Soft] (Post 18799139)
Great experiment, really good for reading

I read similar story but with rats.

What experiment? This is obviously just some made up bullshit.


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