My wife hit my gargage - And didn't tell me!
 

After dinner tonight I went out to the gargage for a smoke, and while I'm walking past my wife's SUV I notice the mirror is dinged pretty bad. I quick put two and two together, and look over at the wall on the side of the garage. Sure enough the wall by the garage door is black, and the rail the door slides on is bent.

Son of a bitch. She wasn't going to tell me.

So, what should I do to punish her?

hand her the rubbing compound and bondo if needed. :thumbsup

spanking...then pics..post quickly...getting lotion

You're married???

Shit man! Get a divorce quick, and go fuck Tawnee Stone!

Nothing like a good rump fucking when she does something wrong Hoo Haa

stop smoking, live longer to piss her off!

haha, she wasn't gonna tell ya cause you prolly have gone crazy over shit like that before.

personally i hate people like that (not saying you are), some people have weird "things" about them when it comes to stuff like that... for example, if someone spills something, even if its water, they'll go crazy about it and won't shut the fuck up (my brother inlaw for one).

best thing to do when someone does something accidental is not to go insane about it cause it wont help the situation or any other future accidents.

but yeah, be mad if she didn't tell you about it and had no reason not to tell ya. :)

that's wise :thumbsup

There is only one fit punishment for a crime this horrendous: bukkake!

Dude...If you still Love HER.....be cool let it slide....Try to figure out what it is that you do that would keep her from telling you??

Another words....You only have a hard time telling someone about something like that because you don't want to DEAL with the FREAK OUT.....!!

Trust me...do the oppasite and just be cool

In the long run it will bother her more because you were cool then if you BLOW up and FREAK out.

Great advice!

No, I don't get mad over such things. In fact, I found it kind of funny..... I was laughing when I tried to question her: "Honey, is there anything you want to tell me?".

She tells me she has no idea how it happened.

Thats not too bad Roc, My wife went to drop the kids off at school wednesday , but she did'nt drop them off at school she stole my car and fucked off to melbourne and gets my mum to ring me to tell me my wife and kids have left me. Fuckin bitch:mad:

Have fun with it. :)

Sorry to hear that, bro.

Thanks G Sharp, I would'nt of cared to much if it was just her that pissed off but it's killing me not having my kids

Try this one: "Honey, you know the house? It is burning to the ground right now"
Happened to me in '97. Wasn't her fault though. Next door neighbor fell asleep smoking and caught his house on fire (and he died) and it was real windy and blew the fire straight onto the side of my house like a blowtorch.

is she legal yet?













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hahahahha.. Yeah some guy must have stolen her truck and parked it in your garage for her. ;)

Icey Hot!!

you should know women by now,,

it wasn't her fault,,
she's have been telling you the garage wasn't wide enough for the SUV

Buy her a new SUV, life is good brother:glugglug How many other wives, other than ours, let us live the life we live? We've got it made :thumbsup

Did you just say he should be grateful to a woman because she lets him do the things he wants?

:zzwhip

There are many ways to deal with situations like this, but not very many solutions are very effective. I think the proper way to handle this would be to slap a picture of her titties into the scanner and post them here for us all to see.

I see no other solution

"My wife hit my gargage - And didn't tell me!"

Do not understand....

Should read:
My wife hit OUR gargage.

Says a lot about you.

Hey asshole...are you married?

The garage is the only thing that "I" can claim sole ownership of.

Our money
Our house
Our kids
Our bills
Our cars
Our stuff

I don't get any of "OUR" stuff....because it is HER pussy. You follow?

I think so :) I am into relationships, and I would bet that most women would not like their husbands doing the kind of work we do. We are constantly surrounded by hot young girls. I, myself, like that. I am married, and my marriage comes with boundaries, which I respect. I love my wife and would sacrfice anything for her, and I know she would do the same for me.

I can honestly say I am grateful my wife let's me be a pronographer, otherwise I might be a lonely guy . . .

Take pics of the house AND the car. And pull them out next time you do something stupid. You can get a lot of mileage (pardon the pun) that way.

Says a lot of you too

I can't believe you just called Roc an asshole. Way to bury yourself. Can I take your shovel when you're done with it?

wat do you expect?
women are given licenses to crash by the law firms of insurance companies,

who else would let them on the road?

take the car up to the store and tell her the guy that pulled in next to you was leaving at the same time and you noticed he hit your car when you saw the ding and got into an argument and you ended up beating the living shit out of him and he had to go to the hospital.

And yet more interesting comments......

Aussie Rebel..... Sorry to hear that bro.

And yes, it is my fucking garage. My wife doens't make enough money to pay her car payment, no less anything else. It's all MINE.

Plugger - Your right. My wife lets me get away with murder! I should consider myself lucky. She wasn't too happy with me getting naked in the hot tub with forty people taking pictures in Vegas last November......

So I just let it slide. I could care less about her little SUV, and the gargage works fine. No harm, no foul.

Well.. at least ya don't have to worry about fixin' a banged up garage.. :)

"Another words"

Another words?

It's "In Other Words".

:thumbsup

Sue her.

I'd go smack up your mirror so it matches hers. :winkwink:

DH

Divorce?

LOL

Thank goodness it wasnt the bike ;)

Stay married to her for the next fifty years no matter how many times the both of you fuck up.

That should do the trick.

Oh yeah, and if you DO go for this option, Lensman's suggestion of taking pics and using them for leverage from time to time is worth looking at.

:thumbsup

Take her to dinner and forget about it. Get her some nice flowers while you're at it too. Remember who she's married to ;)

And dude, you STILL did not icq me.

What is a gargage?

dirty sanchez that trick!

NAN!

A gargage is a place where Rednecks park their pick up trucks.