Americans vs Canadians
 

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.


CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.


CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.


AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

LMAO..Heh now the yanks would destroy a lighthouse to prove a point.

This thread is going to turn very lame I predict.

Here we go weeeeeeeee!

LOL! Read same joke off Alaska between Canadian vessel and American Lighthouse. At least we kid around!!!

Working with a Canuck in Louisiana, and we constantly rib each other, comes right down to it Canadians are AOK!!!

There is no carrier USS Lincoln to my knowledge. I do believe that may have been the USS Eisenhower.

By the way, when I was in the Navy 25 years ago, I heard the same story, only it was the USS Nimitz.

It's a good one, though.

Brutal

cute... I should email it to my dad... his sense of humor, entirely.

Canadians are just Americans without guns.

Way old joke.. nice though

That is the truth, and from a gun owner.


NRA
TNUSA

Constitutional, rights to keep and bear arms!!

Europe and Australia having problems with protecting the freedom from criminals. Statistics speak for themselves!!!!


The Thieves shall inherit the earth!!!

What a travesty to justice.

you don't wanna fuck with a newfie in a lighthouse

Ehm... they indeed do. Over here, crime rate is a lot lower than in the US, as is the murder rate.

DarkJedi, your site cracks me up. Good shit! I'm gonna dig out my VHS copy of "Enter the Ninja" from the 80's, get some gummi worms, Dr. Pepper and relive some old memories. Maybe afterwards I will punch a hole in my wall and cover it up with notebook paper and toothpaste or maybe a poster so I don't get in trouble.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Have you ever been to Australia? You'd better back that up with some statistics quickly because it is an absolute pile of bullshit.

It was.. Hmm.. 1982 and I heard that joke..

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Yeah, let's see.....we have about 10,000 gun homicides a year in the U.S. Australia has what, a hundred??? Or less...

The source I got this same piece from tells me it was actually the USS Missouri.


The joke is quite old though. Still good.

I ma y be shitfaced off 15 glenfiditch rocks, but I can honestly say that's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Thanks DarkJedi, you just made my nighgt

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Stupid thread title :321GFY

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First person to be on the list twice.... your mum must be proud.

That's funny and does say how fucking arrogant us yanks are. And we are cause we're the biggest and the baddest kid on the block . . . . . Lighthouse removal isn't a a problem btw, we can do those too LOL . . .

You actually keep a list of everyone who pisses you off on a message board? That's hysterical. I'd suggest spending more time making money and less time trying to be dramatic.

(general ignorance)

Um... I put in 12 hours today. I completed 3 site designs and one site went live (the other 2, im waiting on DNS) I also made a rather nice pork roast. I checked in here once today at 4am. (just now)


In short.

:321GFY


Your just mad becasue your on THE LIST.

First off, you say I am on the list for "general ignorance", yet you don't even know the difference between two commonly used English words (you're and your).

Second, your list means squat to me or to anyone else on the planet.

I fart in your general direction.

Your Mother was a hampster and your Father smelt of elderberries.

You post this bullshit list, yet you have someone listed for "useless posting"? Time to add yourself to that list.

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Lethal (general ignorance)
Armed & Hammered (general ignorance)
Mikeee (general ignorance)
DarkJedi (political views)
rmv (Spammer)
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You are, without a doubt, the greatest FUCKWIT on GFY!