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BareBacked 02-19-2012 02:06 PM

Anyone have any Liquid Lapdance Pants?
 
This is both genius and hilarious

Special lapdance underwear that you can bust nut in and it will not leak.


http://www.liquidlapdance.com

DBS.US 02-19-2012 02:13 PM

:winkwink:Should have a carbon filter in the back for passing gas

L-Pink 02-19-2012 02:14 PM

I bought a used pair on ebay for a third of that price.

BareBacked 02-19-2012 04:47 PM

These are "game changers"

Jon Oso 02-19-2012 05:22 PM

I guess this is better than walking in on guys jerking off in the bathrooms...

But if a girl is making you bust during a dance, she's going a little overboard.

B.Barnato 02-19-2012 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18769187)
I bought a used pair on ebay for a third of that price.

:1orglaugh Thrifty

Jacob[Soft] 02-19-2012 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18769417)
:1orglaugh Thrifty

haha, second hand pants

Chosen 02-19-2012 06:49 PM

:1orglaugh

LiveDose 02-19-2012 08:13 PM

What kind of a tool cums from getting a lapdance?

FlexxAeon 02-19-2012 08:19 PM

"bachelor party pack" :1orglaugh

Tony Soundview 02-19-2012 08:24 PM

I cut hole in my pants pocket and tell the dancer that i have a tip for them there. Works all the time.

cherrylula 02-19-2012 08:25 PM

Nice.

brand them with adult website logos and give them out at conventions = win

:1orglaugh

papill0n 02-19-2012 08:46 PM

so i hit the site

no videos

no info

no sales pitch

no nothing

Slick 02-19-2012 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18769631)
so i hit the site

no videos

no info

no sales pitch

no nothing

I agree, they really don't give you a clear understanding of what exactly they are. It only says

Liquid Lapdance? is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. They're just like a regular pair of underwear, but they have a special latex extension for the male anatomy. Add a bit of lube to the latex part and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life.

So what exactly is it, it's like a jack off sleeve in the underwear ??? You'd think they'd at least have pictures explaining it if they're trying to sell something.

FlexxAeon 02-19-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 18769636)
I agree, they really don't give you a clear understanding of what exactly they are. It only says

Liquid Lapdance? is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. They're just like a regular pair of underwear, but they have a special latex extension for the male anatomy. Add a bit of lube to the latex part and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life.

So what exactly is it, it's like a jack off sleeve in the underwear ??? You'd think they'd at least have pictures explaining it if they're trying to sell something.

This is one of those types of products where saying less is more.

Brujah 02-19-2012 09:03 PM

Sounds like they just sold you a pair of underwear with a condom add-on.


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