02/07/03 Joke of the day
 

I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Chong calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really
>sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like
this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Chong calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."