10 Tips for better sex
 

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1. Don't Rush! Relax and enjoy the ride!
2. Lend A Hand! Your hands are the best tool for stimulation so give your lover a hand!
3. Fantasy Land! Increase your communication skills by sharing your fantasies!
4. Experiment! Don't be afraid to experiment and learn new and exciting ways to please each other
5. Leave The World Behind! Wave distracting thoughts while playing the love game!
6. Setting The Scene! Investing in high-quality, sensually colored sheets and complimentary lighting can enhance your encounters immensely.
7. Try New Touches! Practice different ways of stimulating.
8. Dirty Talk! Be entertaining and very aware.
9. Get Wet? Once penetration is taking place, friction will occur due the to wet environment, and it might initially make the act irritating or uncomfortable.
10. Full-Body Experience! Pay extra attention to legs, buttocks, armpits, neck, toes, back -- and any other desired areas!

Better sex for women perhaps.

Two minutes is enough for any woman

Armpits, toes ??? No thanks! I want to fuck not make myself sick...

^^ This.

#11: Don't forget to tip! Bitches love tips...

LOL I knew this thread would be full of fail.

Make sure the ropes are tight.

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To Be Fair...
 

To be fair I am the worlds greatest lover... I make myself cum every time ! :thumbsup

Bury her face deeper in the pillow to muffle the screams

Chloroform is good too!

It's not necrophilia if the body's still warm.

it's not rape, it's surprise sex.

12 - always make a list !

friction will occur due the to wet environment,

Some bad physics here.....


Doesn't surprise me the negative reaction here, their sex is like their porn, lacking in imagination, fantasy or intelligence.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you made my day:winkwink:

I learn so much at GFY. It's like Esquire magazine. I wish hot babes fucked like they look like they know how to fuck! But no, that's probably never going to happen.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

#11 Pay her extra. :)

and don't forget sex toys adds some spice to sex life too ;)