Shower lying down
 

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"Here?s one of those things that makes you look, then look again and then wonder why it isn?t an INTEGRAL PART OF ALL OF OUR EVERYDAY LIVES FOR GOD?S SAKE.

Yes, it?s the horizontal shower, and instantly removes all of that complicated ?standing up? stuff from your daily shower. Hell, you probably wouldn?t even have to bother waking up if you didn?t feel like it.

This was revealed to a world that didn?t even realise it was missing it at a trade show in Basel, Switzerland a few weeks and boasts an Ambience Tuning Technique system. We don?t know what that it, but it sounds better than a dial that goes up to nine.

There?s no word on when, how or why this will become available to the general public but we?re saving up for one for BW HQ right now. Below is the comments box where one or two smart arses will tell us that this sort of thing has been widely available since the 1940s. Yes ?The Real Bob?, we?re looking at you?."

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Cool Idea, would be awesome if they had those pulse shower heads that would give you a massage, but most home's plumbing couldn't handle the amount of water needed to run it, it would be more like 5 people were peeing on you.

Does the shower include the model? :O

This is new?

Dosha Salon Spa in Portland has had that for at least 7 years.

WTF! She's sleeping on the shower table.....I do not see it easy to wash lying down!

nice girl!

I never wanted to be a water jet until now.

By the way, it looks like you'll get clean on six very specific small spots on your body. Isn't the moving around and being able to stand in the shower what makes it's cleaning power so effective?

I can see myself cracking an elbow on the marble while trying to wash all my nooks and crannies.

Ive been getting table showers at rub n tugs for years

Lying down where your family members just shed all their dead skin? Hmmm gonna go with no thanks on that one!

for me this looks more complicated than a standing shower, but it's maybe just me.

Yeah. It looks like it'll just make it easier to fuck in the shower.

Looks stupid

I piss in the shower so no thanks...

not sure what the use of it.

i mean a shower is meant for you to quickly wash yourself and get the fuck out.

if you want to relax, the are better ways (a jacuzzi or a bath tub)

It's pretty, but the reality would be rolling around on the table, bashing your knees and potentially falling off trying to soap up and then ensure the soap actually gets rinsed away.

It certain wouldn't clean the parts you want to clean but looks awesome & I bet would be so relaxing...

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A shower, a bath & this in your bathroom... I bet I'd hear no complaints :thumbsup

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Who wants to see more :winkwink:

Actually, looking at these photos, they do different sized heads... The larger shower heads look best :2 cents:

My bad.... not different sized shower heads, the same but at a different angle :thumbsup

Looks interesting anyways.

Wow say it first time

Really great post more if you have

I wanna know this too! :2 cents: :pimp

Thanks for that picture:throwup

No need to get a picture, let's keep it sensible.... The water is washed down the drain as is the scum :2 cents:

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Those will waste a lot of clean water.

Me too mate. I much prefer to piss in the shower than take a pee prior to getting in there. :)

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Cause we don't need more...

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That's a bit too much like a coroner's table.

:1orglaugh Love it :thumbsup I was thinking, this would be nice to enjoy after using the home gym in the room next door :2 cents:


depending on the size of your bathroom. You could make it look rather stylish. Maybe some floral displays underneath.... Let's just not have loads of black roses :)

Would be cool to relax in. But for taking a shower and washing up? Pain in the ass..

It would be better if it was one big 'shower head' so it was like being in heavy rain....