I think my dog got high last night
 

I have this big ashtray I put all my joint roaches in. He got into it last night and ate about 20 or so fat ass roaches. I know you gotta cook weed to get high off eating it, but I think the residue buildup on the paper got him high. Nigga couldn't sit without swerving and his head kept bobbing back and forth like Stevie Wonder. Everytime he stood stil he kept looking like he was going to tip over, but he looked like he was enjoying every minute of it. He's super happy today now. True story.

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you wont get high eating roaches

No you don't.

I hope you mask your IP well, or live in a place where weed is legal, cause you just admitted to having illegal substances in your home, and with that written confession it's actually legally enough evidence for the police to get a warrant to raid your home at any time, and if they find weed from in amounts you speak about in the ash tray, if there's that much unsmoked product in your house then that might be enough product for you to get quite a bit of jail time.

just saying.... think about it. just cause the other trolls say weed's cool and fuck the man, doesn't mean the man isn't reading this

idiot. :2 cents:

do you keep weed in your house?

I don't. I tried it a couple times in amsterdam where it's legal. didn't really like it. Honestly it didn't do much except make me really hungry, massively hungry. and then a tried a couple brownies once, and they made me really sick. I understand for someone sick it can help with pain and increase hunger, and it's legal in many places for that. But for me, I couldn't care less about weed one way or the other.

but bragging about roaches in an ashtray in your home on a public message board read by the legal authorities, who can trace IPs, just isn't smart dude.....

Idiot.


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reminds me when henry got into the crack dish. loads of fun

quite a bit of jail time for 20 or so roaches? I highly doubt that would happen if he lives in the U.S. not to mention anyone caring about that small amount to even bother doing something as you said.

why would i tell a rat like you? mind your own business.

i was under the impression you could only get high if the weed was cooked or heated too...then my dog ate about an ounce of weed and he was literally down for the count..his breathing slowed..he coulnd stand up and barely moved for almost a whole day..

a week later he got me again for about a half ounce of weed..same result..

all i know is i dont care what anyone says..you can get high from eating weed...

ALSO..those roaches were cooked weed..the resin in those roaches def got your dog high.

the man is definitely reading this board.
but i doubt the man cares about some casual weed smokers

now if he had come on here and said...me and my buddy were weighing out our 20 lbs of weed and one lb wennt missing..my dog ate it

well then yeah...you could expect something

but i doubt most cops...in canada at least are going to put down their coffee to bust a guy who smokes a joint in his home

Sounds like a movie with Zach Galifianakis :)

This girl I know has a little Yorkie who got into her stash one night and ate about an eighth. The dog was pretty fucked up, it only weighed about 8 pounds so you could imagine. Took it to the animal hospital and they said there's really nothing they can do, just let it wear off.

Don't let the man hold you down

in Canada, you're probably right, although some provinces are stricter then others. BC Ontario and Quebec are pretty lax. But in the USA, in many places, esp if their arrest numbers are low one month, will definitely do a raid on that if they think there's enough to get a decent arrest.

anal sex is illegal in places and hardcore porn is illegal in many, why no one worry about posting that on gfy? LOL

this forum is filled with illegal activity, including drugs, hookers, not to mention all the currency laundering and moving... and much more LOL

Way back my big black Lab/Rott of 120 pounds ate a good chunk of Jamaican Red Gum Hash.

He was wobbly, walked like Bambi on ICE and straight fucked up for a good 24 hours. I did call animal hospital as soon as I realized he was fucked but they said same thing. Nothing you can do but laugh and hope he does not get into harder drugs lolol She did literally say that :upsidedow

We've heard many stories about how dogs got high on weed. This raises the question about whether there is a higher % of weed smokers within the dog-owner population rather than population that are not dog-owners. Anyway, I think uncooked weed can be absorbed through the stomach. Some of the visible results could be increased appetite.

roaches won't get you into hardly any trouble, but they are an indicator that weed is present in the house. it's the unsmoked product that will get you in trouble.

I had an ex girlfriend once who smoked a lot of pot. She forgot 3 roaches in her luggage and the dogs smelt it at customs coming home. She was arrested at the border, and cause I was traveling with her I was, well lets just say the search wasn't pleasant. Anyway, she got VERY lucky, they weighed it out to finalize the arrest out and she came in within a fraction of what was legally chargeable, so they unarrested her and she was let go, but we spent something like 10 hours in the customs area cause of that. I dumped her after that, that was just tooo stupid and not something I'd ever want to go through again. I had trouble with customs for 6+ years after that, always getting a full search and it always taking 2 hours or so. I'm finally going through customs clear now.

if she had 20 roaches she would have been arrested

that's my point though, if they think they can get a BUNCH of stuff, all the more reason to get a warrant.

from someone who's been though it before, Yes I've had search warrents and beaten it, but had to go through the nightmear of it, just saying it isn't pleasant.

you don't have to cook it to get high.

WEED! Am I going to jail now?...
I've smoked bongs on my porch in front of cops passing by and they waved back. Another time I got caught smoking a pipe on a parking garage and the cop said to put it in the trash and come back to get it once he left since people might have been watching...

I even took a pic with my cell phone in the back of a cop car wearing cuffs of the cop documenting my bag of weed since he was lazy and didnt find my phone.. I might get in trouble for that one, though, even though I got a ride home about 5 minutes after and nothing on my record since I just didn't pay new registration...

hope you're dog's ok.

So fucking disappointed to hear that guy passed away a while ago. :(

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...schlosser.html

There are more people now in federal prison for marijuana offenses than for violent offenses.

Under the laws of fifteen states, you can get a life sentence for a nonviolent marijuana offense.

In terms of the discrepancies between marijuana laws in different states--most people don't realize that the drug laws of this state operate at the federal, local and state level so you can be charged under any one of those three types of laws for a marijuana crime.

in Montana you can get a life sentence for a first offense for growing one marijuana plant. In New Mexico, which is not far away, you can be growing ten thousand marijuana plants for a first offense and get a punishment of no more than three years. Under federal law, you can get the death sentence for a first-time marijuana offense even if there's no violence involved.

Hint: don't advertise the fact that you do weed, yo.

Unless you live somewhere where it's legal. :thumbsup

Also, these make great ass dildos.



I guess. :winkwink:

Not after a Pitbull has chewed on it. It gets like sandpaper. :1orglaugh

I know, that's why I stay away from those conservative states. It's $100 fine max here, no jail time

wrong! :helpme

hand??? :helpme :1orglaugh

lol really?

You are either trolling or retarded. Haven't figured out which one yet.

hahahah lol crazy

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Saw a dog on acid once. His gaze was indescribable. I think he was older than me, 8-11, maybe 13 dogyears, an old man in a dogs' body looking at you, appalled by what's going on in this world, imagine that :tongue:

Easy to think that if you aren't a stoner. But if you were one you'd know that theres a 0.00000000000000000000000001% chance of that happening no matter how much bragging and information you post.

Yeah for some reason animals definitely get stoned from eating weed. Never tried eating fresh bud myself though.

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LMFAO!

i hope that's a bot fatfoo