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scottybuzz 02-06-2012 11:54 AM

Where to find a real decent programmer?
 
Those outsourcing sites like :
scriptlance
odesk
peopleperhour
and elance

are just throwing me Indians and I have been down that route many times with poor results.

Rothstein 02-06-2012 12:06 PM

passed this thread to someone.

scottybuzz 02-06-2012 12:13 PM

many thanks.

btw the project is mainstream so I can use mainstream sources to find one easily.

edgeprod 02-06-2012 01:18 PM

It's a myth -- they don't exist.

Barefootsies 02-06-2012 01:21 PM

You are going to have a hard time no matter where you go. It doesn't matter if it's a $1000.00 project, or a $10,000.00 project. Many are simply outsourced Indians, Paki, etc. with a U.S. or western based front man, or project manager.

Additionally, on any larger projects, you are going to have a hard time getting those guys to submit a detailed schedule to your RFP. Including payment milestones, completion dates (phase 1, phase 2, etc.). Where there is a clear understanding of the project, time lines, and commitment to completion. Very few will do this even on the large, ongoing, projects $10,000.00+.

You are going to literally have to go through a hundred 'bidders' to find a decent one or two.

:2 cents:

candyflip 02-06-2012 01:24 PM

I only have to roll over in bed to find one. :winkwink:

woj 02-06-2012 01:24 PM

best to get a recommendation from someone, chances of finding someone good by yourself are slim to none...

Barefootsies 02-06-2012 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 18738413)
best to get a recommendation from someone, chances of finding someone good by yourself are slim to none...

Best advice.

:thumbsup

TrashyContent 02-06-2012 01:35 PM

Tanguy
 
Speak to Tanguy at http://www.0x7a69.com/

Operator 02-06-2012 01:38 PM

I am program

Klen 02-06-2012 01:42 PM

I had same problem too,so i learned PHP and ASP.NET,so no more need for them :)

2012 02-06-2012 01:49 PM

butthurt client programmer bashing
 
those dirty programmers ...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...nk59o1_500.gif

:1orglaugh

1) I paid somebody jack shit.
2) I was a total dickhead.
3) All "programmers" suck
4) I am a programming advice giver

Barefootsies 02-06-2012 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyContent (Post 18738429)
Speak to Tanguy at http://www.0x7a69.com/

They do not do "one off" projects. See reply below.

Quote:

thank you for the email.

Unfortunately we do not work on one off projects like this and for a project to be bid on i suggest you use odesk.

We prefer to develop long term relationships for continued development to make it more worth everybody's time and provide the best possible products rather than just write it and deliver it.

so thank you again but we will have to pass.
No offense to them. They apparently have a business model that works for them as a "team".

2012 02-06-2012 01:52 PM

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TrashyContent 02-06-2012 02:02 PM

Ah...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18738474)
They do not do "one off" projects. See reply below.



No offense to them. They apparently have a business model that works for them as a "team".

I must of got lucky as the work they did for me was indeed a "one off" but that was just after they started... maybe they are bigger now, but did excellent work :thumbsup

scottybuzz 02-06-2012 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 18738467)
those dirty programmers ...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...nk59o1_500.gif

:1orglaugh

1) I paid somebody jack shit.
2) I was a total dickhead.
3) All "programmers" suck
4) I am a programming advice giver

very true! a programmer has to be respected!

raymor 02-06-2012 02:09 PM

Tell me a little about the project and maybe I can recommend someone.

bean-aid 02-06-2012 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18738474)
They do not do "one off" projects. See reply below.



No offense to them. They apparently have a business model that works for them as a "team".

recurring monthly billing ftw

AdultKing 02-06-2012 02:13 PM

There's nothing wrong with oDesk. It's like any job market, you need to conduct interviews like a real businessman and look at their past work.

I have several programmers doing thousands of dollars of work a month, I've only had to let a few go. Most are outstanding.

wdsguy 02-06-2012 02:46 PM

Craigslist.

MarkDeus 02-06-2012 02:56 PM

They're hard to find. Imagine when you need them in-house...

My offer stills stands, if you can find me a Senior-programmer, willing to work in-house in our Montreal office. I'm GIVING you a thousand bucks.

Klen 02-06-2012 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros (Post 18738634)
They're hard to find. Imagine when you need them in-house...

My offer stills stands, if you can find me a Senior-programmer, willing to work in-house in our Montreal office. I'm GIVING you a thousand bucks.

I was actually thinking about finding job as programmer in Canada,but visa immigration rules are just too confusing.

Rothstein 02-06-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 18738638)
I was actually thinking about finding job as programmer in Canada,but visa immigration rules are just too confusing.

you can get a 2 year work permit extremely easily.

Why 02-06-2012 03:33 PM

quit picking the lowest bidder and start picking the bidder you think can actually get the job done well and on time. freelance sites are fine as long as your not a cheap skate, because they certainly are you get what you pay for kinds of sites.

AdultKing 02-06-2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 18738702)
quit picking the lowest bidder and start picking the bidder you think can actually get the job done well and on time. freelance sites are fine as long as your not a cheap skate, because they certainly are you get what you pay for kinds of sites.

:2 cents:

this is good advice.

edgeprod 02-06-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 18738702)
quit picking the lowest bidder and start picking the bidder you think can actually get the job done well and on time. freelance sites are fine as long as your not a cheap skate, because they certainly are you get what you pay for kinds of sites.

This. :thumbsup

Kelli58 02-06-2012 09:11 PM

I've had a run of bad luck with odesk lately but what i learned from it all is I never -ever- accept a bid that requires anything up front. I don't care if it's only a $5 job. Way way to many scammers on odesk now.

scottybuzz 02-07-2012 12:16 AM

not that im picking the lowest bid on odesk each time, its that they are all from India or Pakistan. Not even good bids are coming through.

StariaDaniel 02-07-2012 02:21 AM

Well, maybe because 99,9% of the people on odesk & co want it as cheap as possible - and no US/EU programmer wants to / can compete with Indians ...

You can send me some project details or at least your rough requirements (which languages, etc.) by email, I can forward it to some programmers I know :thumbsup

Paul Markham 02-07-2012 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 18738702)
quit picking the lowest bidder and start picking the bidder you think can actually get the job done well and on time. freelance sites are fine as long as your not a cheap skate, because they certainly are you get what you pay for kinds of sites.

That's the main problem. People wanting top rate jobs at rock bottom prices. Not possible.

My brother is very good. If you want a name contact me and I'll pass you over to him.

It's all down to price.

AllAboutCams 02-07-2012 02:45 AM

use ichurakov on freelancer.com he is Russian and is amazing very good,quick,affordable

DWB 02-07-2012 03:32 AM

Who do you think takes care of all the winged white unicorns?

Find the unicorns and you'll find all the programmers.

brentbacardi 02-07-2012 06:14 AM

Try to find programmers from China as opposed to India... :2 cents:

Jey p 02-07-2012 06:42 AM

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VladS 02-07-2012 11:11 AM

C'mon, forget the rest and join the best, heh.

Seriously though, if you haven't found someone else yet, do drop a line.

Klen 02-07-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jey p (Post 18739894)
Please email me at jeyp at idsadult . com
we've been providing php programmers for the adult industry since quite some time. Please let me know what you need , we might be able to help you http://www.idsadult.com/programming.html

Back then while i was still looking for programmers,i had more success with Indian programmers then this one :1orglaugh

Jey p 02-07-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gsx-R (Post 18740534)
C'mon, forget the rest and join the best, heh.

Seriously though, if you haven't found someone else yet, do drop a line.

You r da man :)

Fap 02-07-2012 11:39 AM

Spoiler alert: you wont find a decent programmer on any of those sites. If they are talented they wont go in a bidding contest with people in 3rd world countries.

webair 02-07-2012 01:11 PM

fiver.com

VladS 02-07-2012 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jey p (Post 18740568)
You r da man :)

Heh, sup, dude? Vas a venir a Barcelona? :thumbsup

margarita 02-07-2012 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 18740604)
Spoiler alert: you wont find a decent programmer on any of those sites. If they are talented they wont go in a bidding contest with people in 3rd world countries.

:2 cents:

lucas131 02-07-2012 01:23 PM

lol it is funny how those programmers one day become rich, and if you ask how, how do you think if you give your idea to someone who you never met in person and you dont know? one day the guy will tell you that your ideas are impossible to make but he will have them running already. have luck :)

Emil 02-07-2012 01:37 PM

I know a German PHP-programmer that is great! He's the best I've worked with in the last 10 years and I've been hiring programmers several times every month.

His prices are more than fair, he "repaired" a script for $10 when a site it scrapped changed their code. Most programmers seem to ask for a ridicules amount when you want them to do some extra work on a script they've made for you.

https://www.freelancer.com/users/1136500.html

DearMichael 04-25-2012 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 18738702)
quit picking the lowest bidder and start picking the bidder you think can actually get the job done well and on time. freelance sites are fine as long as your not a cheap skate, because they certainly are you get what you pay for kinds of sites.

Amen!

Where are the good client's who can respect someone's experience, expertise and ADVICE?

I can't tell you how many "fix it" jobs I've gotten where the client hired the cheapest outfit promising the most... then blows through their budget, and ends up desperate for a real programmer to fix their mess. If someone promises to code a 20K project for $200, you can bet it's probably a scam.

Anyone with a text editor and html guide can call themselves a developer... that is not a developer, no matter how cheap they are.

Michael

Paul 04-25-2012 10:23 AM

You get what you pay for :)

grumpy 04-25-2012 12:13 PM

You all want the best job for the lowest prices. Any programmer who offers his work under $30 an hour is not that good. Fixing a script for $10???

sarettah 04-25-2012 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros (Post 18738634)
They're hard to find. Imagine when you need them in-house...

My offer stills stands, if you can find me a Senior-programmer, willing to work in-house in our Montreal office. I'm GIVING you a thousand bucks.

I can get you that if you are willing to go high enough on the salary.




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Why 04-25-2012 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fap (Post 18740604)
Spoiler alert: you wont find a decent programmer on any of those sites. If they are talented they wont go in a bidding contest with people in 3rd world countries.

this is very much not true. i know very very skilled people that get all of their work from freelancer.com and the likes. they are the ones that are usually at the top of the bidding spectrum, have 90%+ completion rates and usually arent bidding in the lower pay range jobs.

most good programmers i know want a pretty penny to come into an office. if you can work from home, pick your projects and hours while still keeping your head above water... why would you give that up for cheap?

sarettah 04-25-2012 11:36 PM

http://www.christianadvice.net/chris...rogrammers.htm :thumbsup


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