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robfantasy 02-06-2003 07:05 PM

Why The Fuck Are Michael Jacksons Kids Wearing Masks
 
and are white with blonde hair. what a wacko

Spunky 02-06-2003 07:06 PM

To protect them from Pedophiles...and kidnappers

pr0 02-06-2003 07:07 PM

is it possible that he has sooo much money, he got some experimental gene therapy to turn him into a white man, with white dna? :helpme

dnsmonster 02-06-2003 07:08 PM

the hair is bleached, look at the roots

JennyFromTheBlock 02-06-2003 07:12 PM

I am a big fan of the chin cleft, hes got a good Capt. America chin

HA HA he just said sculpt and mold but it wasn't about his face

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Raph 02-06-2003 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
and are white with blonde hair. what a wacko

he stole them, that's why

Monique Niccole 02-06-2003 07:15 PM

So he can start their mask fetish at an early age

robfantasy 02-06-2003 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JennyFromTheBlock
I am a big fan of the chin cleft, hes got a good Capt. America chin

HA HA he just said sculpt and mold but it wasn't about his face

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

damn i didnt know Jennifer Lopez is a porn webmaster. Where the fuck have i been?

robfantasy 02-06-2003 07:26 PM

Why the fuck is Michael Jackson's kid having a seizure with a scarf over his head

JennyFromTheBlock 02-06-2003 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy


damn i didnt know Jennifer Lopez is a porn webmaster. Where the fuck have i been?

Jlo is everywhere she even won six figures on the superbowl

Vox 02-06-2003 07:31 PM

Those kid are so white, there is no way that Michael sperm was used to produce them.

Raph 02-06-2003 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by JennyFromTheBlock


Jlo is everywhere she even won six figures on the superbowl


now that is one hell of a bet

how the hell can you bet 250k on a football game ? I know she has a lot of moolah, but damn ..

FuzzBuzz 02-06-2003 07:33 PM

damn right

did u see him with the little baby, fucking hell

natas 02-06-2003 07:36 PM

got this on email today. hey, they might not be true, but wtf

He once asked Elizabeth Taylor to marry him and "be his queen". Despite his offer of a diamond necklace of twin monkeys with matching monkey earrings, she refused.

Instead of hair, he has a wig based on a plastic membrane which exactly fits his skull.

Bubbles is dead, not "living in an animal sanctuary". To add insult to injury, Michael's sister LaToya has been making porn, using the stage name of... Bubbles.

He used to keep his weight down with loads of self-administered enemas... which led to him having to wear a tampon up his bum to control embarrassing leakage.

A 17-year-old boy in France committed suicide because his mother wouldn't let him have plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

Cutlery and crockery used by Michael Jackson's children is sterilised and thrown away immediately after use.

Michael Jackson and Adam Ant were extremely close "phone friends" in the 80s - they used to ring each other regularly to talk about costumes and dancing.

During the 90s it was alleged that the monkeys at the Neverland ranch were trained to masturbate when Jacko gave them a special signal.

Michael's brother Jermaine named his son Jermajesty.

In the 80s, Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury did three songs
together. However Freddie was "fired" when Jacko caught him snorting coke in his bathroom.


The porn one and the freddie merc one made me laugh anyway :1orglaugh

hornycash 02-06-2003 07:39 PM

why does jacko have kids??

Dawgy 02-06-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
why does jacko have kids??
needed a boy or two that wouldnt tell.

Raph 02-06-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
why does jacko have kids??
the devil had to find his way back somehow


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