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TurboAngel 01-31-2012 08:59 AM

KARMA is a BITCH
 
I got bit in the ass with some karma today. :(

When I was 7 I pulled an April fools joke on my parents, I took the sugar out and put salt in so when they got up for coffee they would get salt, at the time I thought it would be a great joke. I got into soooooo much trouble over that. LOL

I went over to my friends house and she had just made coffee so I went to get a cup and boom I go into the wrong canister so I had 4 spoonfuls of salt in my coffee. LMFAO That was soooo nasty.

Only took 30 years but that shit came back and got me.

;)

CurrentlySober 01-31-2012 09:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/cwe13.jpg

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive... :2 cents:

Dirty F 01-31-2012 09:05 AM

Karma doesn't exist.

TurboAngel 01-31-2012 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18723226)
http://i.imgur.com/cwe13.jpg

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive... :2 cents:

I would be scared of her!


:helpme

Barefootsies 01-31-2012 09:27 AM

"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 01-31-2012 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18723226)
http://i.imgur.com/cwe13.jpg

I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive... :2 cents:

i bet she can cook her ass off.

TurboAngel 01-31-2012 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18723274)
"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

:2 cents:

WTF? Now I'm heart broken.


:(:(:(

96ukssob 01-31-2012 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18723228)
Karma doesn't exist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18723274)
"Karma" does not exist.

Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

:2 cents:

SHHH!!! People knowing this wont behave and do nice things. its a good way for people to stay on their toes :1orglaugh

Karma is the adult version of Santa, but year round :2 cents:

SykkBoy 01-31-2012 12:11 PM

Karma may not exist...

but karma E-cigarettes do
;-)

Sid70 01-31-2012 01:52 PM

http://blog.only.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_9799.jpg

Jman 01-31-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18723277)
i bet she can cook her ass off.

Aunt Jamima reincarnated badass style ;-)

JenniDahling 01-31-2012 02:12 PM

Karma does indeed exists!







This is Karma
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...1_165920_n.jpg

She can be a bitch
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._8204047_n.jpg

And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._3970343_n.jpg
Pew pew pew

LeRoy 01-31-2012 02:14 PM

For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)

TurboAngel 01-31-2012 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 18723992)
Karma does indeed exists!







This is Karma
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...1_165920_n.jpg

She can be a bitch
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._8204047_n.jpg

And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._3970343_n.jpg
Pew pew pew


Awwwwwww how cute.

TurboAngel 01-31-2012 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 18723999)
For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

stocktrader23 01-31-2012 10:05 PM

Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.

Zarathustra 01-31-2012 10:16 PM

well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it :)

2ndxachrm 01-31-2012 10:22 PM

I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.

stocktrader23 01-31-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarathustra (Post 18724798)

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it :)

So you paid for a hooker with their own money? PIMP! :1orglaugh

uno 01-31-2012 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 18723992)
Karma does indeed exists!
She can be a bitch
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._8204047_n.jpg
Pew pew pew

He's totally starting to pop one.

Dirty F 02-01-2012 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndxachrm (Post 18724803)
I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.

Based on what? Can you give me any evidence whatsoever that karma exists? And who or what controls karma? Who created it?

Dirty F 02-01-2012 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarathustra (Post 18724798)
well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it :)

That has nothing to do with karma, you freak. It has all to do with you desperately wanting to believe in something, for whatever fucked up reason.
I'm willing to bet you believe in ghosts as well. Am i right?

Vjo 02-01-2012 05:47 AM

http://www.sqvirtual.com/img/ani/nanana.gif

:) First trick every lil hellion learns while sitting in the cafe. :thumbsup


Lykos 02-01-2012 05:50 AM

Hehe ,it is indeed:)

CaptainHowdy 02-01-2012 05:53 AM

Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...

seeandsee 02-01-2012 06:06 AM

i dont believe in karma,
boys will be boys :)

raymor 02-01-2012 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18724788)
Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.


Yep. Plant corn in spring, you'll harvest corn in autumn. Plant thistles, you'll harvest thistles.

Just Alex 02-01-2012 07:25 AM

I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.

Dirty F 02-01-2012 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18725326)
I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.

Are you Asian?

DamianJ 02-01-2012 08:41 AM

Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

Fucking lulz.

Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

Also, FOUR spoons of sugar? Holy fuck.

CaptainHowdy 02-01-2012 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18725476)
Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6iyyhNHJjt...9.42.12+AM.png

Tom_PM 02-01-2012 08:58 AM

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down :)

spazlabz 02-01-2012 09:03 AM

ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever

TurboAngel 02-01-2012 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18725535)
Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down :)

I like a little coffee with my sugar and cream.


:winkwink:

TurboAngel 02-01-2012 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18725547)
ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever

Thanks for that!

Dirty F 02-02-2012 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18725476)
Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

Fucking lulz.

Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

They just ignore this and keep on believing. Because they want to. People want to add mystery in their life. Based on...well...nothing. They just want it. Makes things more exciting i guess.

Chosen 02-02-2012 05:48 AM

Coffee sucks...

brassmonkey 02-02-2012 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18725190)
Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...

:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 02-02-2012 08:27 AM

Guess one can associate karma with many events.

daniel_webcams 02-02-2012 09:17 AM

it depends on the day...

TurboAngel 02-02-2012 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daniel_webcams (Post 18730224)
it depends on the day...

Well hey you!


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