Madonna pulled from shipwreck!!!!!!
 

QUOTE : She was found inside the ship's chapel, submerged up to her shoulders, but in one piece. Fire department divers wrapped her in a white towel, and used a nylon belt to hold it in place so she would not be damaged as they pulled her out.

http://news.yahoo.com/divers-recover...134632711.html




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Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time.

Oh, THE Madonna?

I don't think the entertainers hands could have handled being submerged.

Have you seen how wrinkly her hands are?

That is always the plastic surgery giveaway. Tight skin everywhere but the hands.

Is it true the muzak was playing the theme from Titanic in the dining rooms when she went into the rocks?

Yes, all the rumours are true. Nobody has heard from Leonardo di Caprio for a while either.

he was too busy balls deep in a victorias secret model

Bahahahahahaha

nice one.