Horrible disfiguring printer accident & the final descent into madness
 

while on the phone, feet up on desk, and not paying attention, foot got caught in the printer.

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/foot.jpg


Horrah, horo,
Seal thy mouth about your throne, which travels the waters of the world and beyond!
Horrah, horo,
Seal thy mouth about your throne, which travels the waters of the world and beyond!
The knowledge you offer is forbidden about how far it is to propel us forward to Orkney!
We must not know how many times you must wave your Wand!
We will hurl you off from the ship
If you say one more Skraeling?s donkey riding word about that shard of unspeakable evil that will devour the universe and seal the doom of humanity forever!
Horrah, horo, horooo!

not your fucking day mate!

man I am so drunk that almost made sense

BTW my license plate is da kine

you have a cute face :eek7

Do you shave your legs?

dambbbbbb

wow.. that sucks... still trying to figure that out.. but yeah
:(

Some spiritual being is having fun by fucking with you...Hope it doesn't get out of hand...

http://www.supersnail.com/images17/2..._01_juaxss.jpg

This guy might be able to help you. Do you have a chicken or two handy?

Amps a giant pussy

with a small foot apparently.