Mike Tyson's hotel room broken into by criminal
 

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A RELIEVED burglar must be as pleased as punch to get out unharmed after sneaking into Mike Tyson?s hotel suite while the boxing legend was asleep.

The former undisputed world heavyweight champion was awoken by a torchlight and noises in one of his rooms. Reports say Tyson, 45, went to investigate but the lucky intruder fled before being confronted.

A source said: ?Whoever was in the room had a very hafortunate escape. They would have been terrified if they had come face to face with Iron Mike.?

Nothing was taken from the suite at the £1,000-a-night Cosmopolitan hotel in Vegas where the former boxer was staying after New Year?s Eve celebrations with his family.

I don't get why people still mess w/ Mike Tyson!

WTF is "hafortunate"?

I believe it is what they refer to as "Olde English." Not the malt.

Yeah... Old E... Awaken to see torch light...

yeah that one threw me for a minute too.. i was like who fuckin carries around a torch these days?? haha dungeons and dragons shit.. :)