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Achmed 01-05-2012 06:38 PM

ACHMED HOLDINGS ANNOUNCE :: BIg Parties AVNS Internecks Las Vegas's January 19th - Erotic's Party
 
Because of cancellations of Lebrun's Gatherings Parties in Las Vegas's We have made incredible deal and parties with AVNs people. We making a big party at the Internecks

It is I, Achmeds. We are write this message to inform you that we have make an agreement with AVN's for producing a gigantic parties next weeks in January, in the fabulous cities of Las Vegas'.

Achmed will like to invite all attendees to attend Camels Room exotic parties. This event is invites only and Achmed will be available to make negotiations in regards to many types of businesses.

Erotics Camel Room 2012

Make Clicks For Sample of Entertainments!

This is very convenient event for Achmed to attend with everbodies. Achmed Holdings is Pure Plutonium level sponsor at Arms Dealers West 2011, same weekends as AVNS Internecks. We celebrating the arms dealers conventions in The Green Valley Ranch, and is very convenient to Las Vegas'

Some things we making for the Las Vegas' parties at Erotic Camels Room exotic parties:

1) Many, Many working girls, ladies of nights for your erotics entertainment, or for play chess. You decide.
http://i53.tinypic.com/av4mt0.jpg
We going to dance like 1989!

2) Full buffets of Achmed's very favorite food. Falafel! Picture the iron chefs challenge Falafels! You get the pictures.
http://i52.tinypic.com/mv2fiv.jpg

3) All the Arrack you can drink. We showing everybody how Achmed make a party!

For if you don't know: In the Middle East and Near East the term arak is use for liquor distilled from grapes and flavored with anise. Anise kind of like licorices, or same taste as lick between toes. But GOOD for you and get you fucked up like sailor on abisynthes! We recommends just two shot for weak leg American. We have made a warnings!

4) Clean syringe and fresh clean never use 100 dollar bills for rolling to utensils for parapharnelias uses. Plenty of pure Afghans heroines and the best blows from Colombias.

5) Free ride home contests. Achmed only fly the G6, like a G6 baby! So when the parties all over, you don't want to wait in securities line at Las Vegas' airports. What a drag man! You fly anywhere you want after the parties in Achmed' G6!

Contest details following later, but pretty much how we decides this is we put 7 lucky contestant in room, give you 7 bottles of Arrack. Is a game we play in Middle East all the time.

http://i53.tinypic.com/qz3nr6.jpg

Everybody drinks. Next we send in 6 Trannysexuals and 1 ugly womans, and turn off the lights. Everybody find somebody and start to make sex. Whoever catch the ugly woman wins FREE FLIGHT anywheres!

More to come!

We going to host one crazy party website in weeks to come!

Come and parties with Achmeds' - We making Camels Fly Babies!.

plsureking 01-05-2012 06:42 PM

how did u get a visa? lol
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lucas131 01-05-2012 06:44 PM

after party

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...msboo1_500.jpg

Achmed 01-05-2012 06:46 PM

pleasurekings I have diplomatics immunizations. Achmed's travel anywhere they have runways big enough for land new plane I buy last years.

Juicy D. Links 01-05-2012 06:53 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-05-2012 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18673461)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aspen 01-05-2012 07:04 PM

Are you interested in a free week stay at our Aspen resort?

Achmed 01-05-2012 07:09 PM

aspens you have landing road for Gulfstream 550?

aspen 01-05-2012 07:13 PM

We have a 2 mile landing strip

WebairGerard 01-05-2012 08:04 PM

now we're talking! :)

brassmonkey 01-05-2012 08:13 PM

will smoking camel hair get me hi?

Chosen 01-05-2012 09:47 PM

Sounds cool :upsidedow:thumbsup

AaronM 01-05-2012 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed (Post 18673435)
This is very convenient event for Achmed to attend with everbodies. Achmed Holdings is Pure Plutonium level sponsor at Arms Dealers West 2011, same weekends as AVNS Internecks...


Achmed, I think you got some of your trade shows switched around. It the SHOT Show that is the same time as AVNS & Internecks.

http://www.shotshow.org/

Will you have the belly dancers with you again this year?

lucas131 01-05-2012 10:15 PM

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Camel_20Racing.jpg

Imortyl Pussycat 01-05-2012 10:22 PM

if i can be on the guest list kind sir, i will bring the glow sticks

DWB 01-06-2012 04:00 AM

There's no party like an Achmed party.

AdultEUhost 01-06-2012 04:13 AM

I love it !

AdultEUhost-Sebas 01-06-2012 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 18673445)

Great after party!

brassmonkey 01-06-2012 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 18673657)

wtf? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AdultEUhost 01-06-2012 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 18673657)

hybrid camels, i love it :thumbsup

Achmed 01-06-2012 04:11 PM

Hello,
We still taking many sign ups to Achmed's Erotic Parties and Internecks.
Please submit names to my Tweeters account.
Mr Aarons, yes I bringing dancing girls. Is going to be much more fun this way, because at gun show they drink to much and cost me too much monies in hotel's renovations.
Julies woman. Send to me pictures in the nudes and I put for you the list.
Thanks,
Achmeds

anexsia 01-06-2012 04:15 PM

"achmedholdings @lindsaylohan can meet Achmeds in Spains? We making a big party."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-06-2012 04:15 PM

http://www.traceyfoster.com/gallery/Photos/Snoozing.JPG

Elli 01-06-2012 04:22 PM

Damn, now I wish I was going to Internecks!

Achmed 01-06-2012 05:16 PM

Why some dummy post fat man sleeping? Can anyone know this fat man and please give invite to him for Erotics Party. We have many double womans coming to make a match with him.

Thanks

Achmed

Juicy D. Links 01-06-2012 05:37 PM

oy veyyyyyyyyyyyy

2MuchMark 01-07-2012 12:02 AM

Bahahahahahaha

Achmed 01-09-2012 07:59 PM

Just 5 more days for guest lists to remain opens. You don't wish to miss this events.

Please Tweeter contacts Achmeds to get on lists.

trevesty 01-09-2012 08:03 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Danny B 01-09-2012 09:43 PM

:1orglaugh:thumbsupQuality!

Spunky 01-09-2012 10:35 PM

I come for the cocaines

harvey 01-09-2012 10:42 PM

I hope you have at least one of these

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rwo6YgOC9H...yCamel1216.jpg

Sid70 01-10-2012 01:42 AM

Right in time, too bad I have my G9 in repairs.

lucas131 01-10-2012 01:46 AM

most boring thread of the year

CarlosTheGaucho 01-12-2012 07:13 AM

:pimp:pimp

John-ACWM 01-12-2012 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 18673445)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crash_jackson 01-12-2012 09:48 AM

hell yeah!!! :thumbsup

mattz 01-12-2012 10:03 AM

Haha that video gave me a good laugh!

Jarmusch 01-12-2012 10:11 AM

Thanks for the invite, Achmed. I bring gift for you at parties.


http://www.fengshuimall.com/image/ca...ft-400x300.jpg
http://www.fengshuimall.com/image/ca...t2-400x300.jpg

B.Barnato 01-12-2012 11:36 AM

Wow is this guy for real?

Scott McD 01-12-2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18680120)
I hope you have at least one of these

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rwo6YgOC9H...yCamel1216.jpg

Hahaha! :1orglaugh

goldflower 01-12-2012 01:46 PM

Can I get free ticket to Vegas ? :) :) :)

seeric 01-12-2012 03:08 PM

Awesome! I'm going.

2MuchMark 01-12-2012 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18684867)
Wow is this guy for real?

Seriously? If you haven't been to one of achmed's parties you are missing something very awesome. It's the only adult party that you can't bring your camera to.

Achmed 01-15-2012 09:30 AM

Thi snight parties is coming very soon American's. Just few more days. Find Achmed's at Hard Rocks circles bars. We doing shots all days.

Achmed 09-04-2012 04:33 PM

This biggest party of shows last year.

Sorry, we had to kill guy who take photos and documents activities of the party.

No picture available.

thehand 09-05-2012 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed (Post 19163303)
This biggest party of shows last year.

Sorry, we had to kill guy who take photos and documents activities of the party.

No picture available.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Achmed 09-05-2012 08:26 AM

Why laugh. Is true.

We bury him next to mirages hotel where they shoot funny naked asian man in trunk car scene on hangovers movie.

JenniDahling 09-05-2012 09:22 AM

Achmed, the last time we partied together you fell asleep on me. I told you, the roofies are for the guests!

Please save me a pillow at the table and send a camel for me, I'll need transportation.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-05-2012 12:34 PM

I was driving by you on 101 today, and tried to call to make sure that your party doesn't overlap with the Anal Hobbit's Annual Bukkake party, but you were on your cell phone.

http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/a/...wz-1735872.jpg

Consider this my RSVP... :smilie_we

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