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ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 08:55 AM

Big boys & their toys
 
I know self defence & protection is important, lots of US use guns. The UK, women are mad on martial arts & the use of Pepper spray, rape alarms & whistles, but how about one of these!

https://www.nexternal.com/tasermerch...bkgrd_x26c.png

http://store.taser.com/taser-x26c-p117.aspx

Wow, my mates got a taser, but nothing on these things! The future is now :pimp

I notice that every time you fire the taser, you have to replace a new cartridge, so you get 4 shots with the taser, this one above at a price of $1k, then every 2 cartridges there after are $60 for the pair. It's not like you would want to do practice training, at that price :2 cents:

Johny Traffic 01-05-2012 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18672286)
The UK, women are mad on martial arts & the use of Pepper spray, rape alarms & whistles, but how about one of these!

No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Quote:

Wow, my mates got a taser,
Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

machinegunkelly 01-05-2012 09:24 AM

Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

Paul 01-05-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18672334)
No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Well said! :thumbsup

ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18672334)
No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Maybe wrong with the pepper spray being one of the usual self defence aids in Britain, my bad.. :upsidedow Not that I haven't had pepper spray near me before, yes it stings the eyes but it ain't gonna kill anyone.... I think your stupidity to say that it's like carrying an AK is a bit childish or mental to be honest! :1orglaugh

? What's your problem, wake up on the wrong side of the bed or just having a bad year :pimp

ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 18672339)
Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

Saying this... A baseball bat can crack brains & skulls & in the wrong hand, can be continuously belted & slammed into someones brain.. Not good if the person is an over zealous person...

You ain't gonna pop your taser everytime someone says hello, it would end up costing a fortune.

Considering guns are legal, I think these tasers are a good idea, i'd rather be accidently hit by a taser than a stray bullet if someone loses the plot & thinks they need to defend themselves :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 01-05-2012 01:44 PM

Gary. Just get a 12,000 volt stun gun CELL PHONE...


(RECHARGEABLE FROM THE MAINS...)
Job done... For about £12.99 !

Rochard 01-05-2012 02:08 PM

I bought me an old 4x4 truck last month. People think I'm crazy but I'm having a blast with it. My kid and I went four wheel driving this morning on the way to school. It was so funny!

ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18672932)
Gary. Just get a 12,000 volt stun gun CELL PHONE...


(RECHARGEABLE FROM THE MAINS...)
Job done... For about £12.99 !

That is funny as fuck mate :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18672971)
I bought me an old 4x4 truck last month. People think I'm crazy but I'm having a blast with it. My kid and I went four wheel driving this morning on the way to school. It was so funny!

Sounds wild :thumbsup

I had a 4x4....

used to take it to wales, the beaches go for miles & you're allowed to drive on them :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-05-2012 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18673050)
That is funny as fuck mate :1orglaugh

Nah, its real... Its an actual stun gun for self defence... Not a 'Joke' product...

ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18673056)
Nah, its real... Its an actual stun gun for self defence... Not a 'Joke' product...

Oh yes, I can see that! I'm picturing someone stealing the mobile & using it :thumbsup


That would teach the thieving bastards :pimp

Wicked 1 01-05-2012 06:04 PM

UK women actually are being raped ? Man there are some real sick fucks out there !.

ArsewithClass 01-05-2012 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wicked 1 (Post 18673384)
UK women actually are being raped ? Man there are some real sick fucks out there !.

Great post... Lesotho sounds like a great place for women to live :warning

TurboAngel 01-05-2012 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 18672339)
Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

That's where mine is!


:thumbsup

OneHungLo 01-05-2012 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic (Post 18672334)
No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do



Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Lighten up, Francis.

John-ACWM 01-06-2012 08:52 AM

Whatever saves a life :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 01-06-2012 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18673410)
That's where mine is!

:thumbsup

You can't carry a baseball bat on the street... That's an offensive weapon also :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 18673434)
Lighten up, Francis.

He needs a taser shoved up his ass, that would lighten anyone (joke) :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 18674308)
Whatever saves a life :1orglaugh

And takes another :1orglaugh

DamianJ 01-06-2012 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18674340)
He needs a taser shoved up his ass, that would lighten anyone (joke) :1orglaugh

Hehehe. Good joke mate!

AaronM 01-06-2012 09:40 AM

This is where tasers are these days...

12ga Shotgun Round

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...dingBullet.jpg

ArsewithClass 01-06-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18674345)
Hehehe. Good joke mate!

Wow, sarcasm... you must be proud of your post :pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 18674416)
This is where tasers are these days...

12ga Shotgun Round

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...dingBullet.jpg

Oh so cool... :thumbsup

DamianJ 01-06-2012 12:03 PM

No, it was really funny. I spat out some stella on my keyboard LOL

ArsewithClass 01-06-2012 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18674722)
No, it was really funny. I spat out some stella on my keyboard LOL

You must still have a bit of mental problem, sorry that your holiday hadn't sorted it out :pimp


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