FUCKIN' aaaaaiiiiiGGGGHHH!!!!
 

was standing outside on the deck havin' a smoke, looked up... and this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!!


talk about freaking me the fuck out.... goddamn! Think I crapped myself.


fuckin' stupid lizards.

hehe sucka

DH

Har har...He wanted some Bukkake action

pics

we sent that over to help you stop smoking...:)

no pics... but I think he crapped himself too. We both just stood there afterwards trying to forget it happened.

Hell yeah, i see a lot of lizards too when i'm on shrooms :thumbsup

lol hate that... once i was so shocked by a friggin bug wanting to fuck my head I almost got hit by a car... :glugglug

sounds like my drunken sex romp last night

it's working... lol

smoke a cigar instead once and a while instead of the smokes :glugglug

i was doin' the 'Get the fucking lizard off my goddamn face!' dance.... lol

wish I could've got it on video.... :1orglaugh

word

:winkwink:

Dirrty dancing :glugglug

That's why I've completely stopped going outside.

Did he penetrate your nostril? Maybe he was just lonely and thought you needed afriend.

Maybe it was a baby alien from that movie Signs:uhoh

:repuke

no, no nostril penetration.... but the fucker was a good 8 inches long.... thought I was being eaten alive... lol

How big was the lizards cock?

above average :Graucho

Im laughing so hard right now lol

" stupid fuckin' lizard' " :1orglaugh


I'm high.

sweeeeeeeeet! Did it act as if it had a 10 inch dick?

lol.... I'm glad that my mental trauma and personal anguish amuses you demented.... :1orglaugh

haha mental trauma. It would fuck me up too. I hate shit that crawls like bugs, mice fuckin anything with legs.. ick. I would have freaked and ran.

just lure him between your door and the frame with your sexy nostril...and slam!

http://members.aol.com/penetratinp/lizard.jpg

disclaimer! - I found this lizard like this at my rental condo in Key West during fantasy fest...i did not kill him.

I was laughin' my ASS off until I saw that squished lizard.

:eek7

let me help you peps recoup from the trauma...

http://www.adultdon.com/images/lisa.jpg

:glugglug

breast fixated... come on the picture is in focus!

i looked over all of your studio pics :) i love it .... how can you manage working in there :) ? kinda beach all the time :)
:thumbsup

attack of the lizards... a daily battle! actually he is in hell! (don't ruin my illusion)

haha, i quit smoking 2 years ago, so i'd stay inside instead of having a smoke on da deck :)

when i visited new york i SAW A BIG COCROACH !!!! so damn big i thought my room mate got his shit spread around ... but when i saw it moving .. damn.. i didnt kill it :) i've made a trap from tooth paste glass and then put it into watercloset :))

here where i live we dont have that big insects but we got fucking cold here :\

:helpme

well, I don't mind the lizards... they're not bugs, they eat the bugs....

but I don't want 'em jumping on my schnoz either.... :winkwink:

Release the lizards!

Welcome to tropical life Amp. That's the trade off, being spooked by insects/wildlife , still could be alot worse don't ya think, It keeps the senses sharp, makes you a better warrior, soon you shall see.....

"I'm looking for a great warrior" - Luke to Master Yoda: :thumbsup

ah my, i never been that south to know the difference between them :)

keyboard warrior :glugglug