What is felching???
 

Obviously I am not into it (or I'd hope I'd know)... and what the hell does it have to do with hamsters???

Naively,

Rik

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

I believe its cumming in a guys ass, then sucking it out with a straw.

Where does the hamster fit in? Does he hold the straw?

Rik

This sums it up....

Felching

Do gay guys still do that stuff with Gerbils? Oh, and please no pics on answers to that question.

I thought shrimping was when you sucked it out with a straw and felching was just sucking it out directly.

Damn I'm pedantic.

Do straight guys still fuck pussies?

So do you put the gerbil/hamster in backwards so the tail is sticking out of the tube or do fags enjoy the little claws in their ass too?

Rik

By the way, that audio clip was funny as shit.

Rik

Ok. Now the Armegeddon comment by Amp is so much funnier. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

someone tell me what a strawberry shortcake is? i read its where you give a girl a facial then punch her in the face and break her nose?. what kind of sick fuck would do that shit.

Holy shit. I am excited just thinking about that. Anyone have any real video?

Rik

:eek7

Then you mix her blood with your cum.

It's all about donkey punching.
You're boffing her in the ass, and right before you blow your load, you deck her in the back of the head, which knocks her out.
Her ass will clench up nice and tight, and if you're timing is right, you'll have a kick-ass orgasm.

what kind of sick fuck would do that

Yeah. That I know about. Except I usually don't do the hit in the back of the head, I do the choke her until she passes out thing. Same effect and you can plan your timing better. If she is about to pass out before you come, you can always ease up a little.

Then you start fucking her harder.

You know she's had enough when she gets that cold sweaty feeling... but then you get used to that too.

Rik

that's called 'shrimping', not 'felching' ... please people... these are two very difficult, enjoyable and serious moves, not to be taken lightly....


oh and rooster, quit being such a homo, shrimping can be done with womenz too, but felching is more for the gays.... ::cough cough richard gere::

I thought felching was when someone squirted their enema juice in someones mouth.
Second site I ever made on the net was about that and I made about 800.00 a week from cyberage for a long time off that one.

If your not lieing.... your going directly to hell.

:1orglaugh :feels-hot

oh man.... I'm really at a loss for words with this statement... :Oh crap