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brassmonkey 12-14-2011 11:09 AM

Sup China
 
Wtf?? can't get a rump shake over there??? :Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh

5 dolla dry hump! :1orglaugh

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested a man who hired two strippers to perform at his son's wedding after the performance was mobbed by villagers, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Zhang Cheng, from Xuzhou in eastern Jiangsu province, had originally wanted a band to play at the nuptials, but was then advised he could get performers whose show would have "special features," the Global Times said.

"After watching the show, Zhang decided it would be appropriate for his son's wedding and requested two strippers for the event," it added. "...Barely five minutes had passed before hundreds of villagers in the conservative community were swarming to the venue, trying to catch a glimpse."

Zhang was arrested the next day, the newspaper reported, though it did not say on what charge.

seeandsee 12-14-2011 12:04 PM

In China they will steal your strippers ...

u-Bob 12-14-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18630341)
In China they will steal your strippers ...

that calls for a demotivational poster :)

BlackCrayon 12-14-2011 12:18 PM

poor depraved bastards.

Caligari 12-14-2011 12:22 PM

poor deprived bastards;)

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DoubleD 12-14-2011 12:22 PM

http://www.city-data.com/forum/membe...llagers488.jpg

I still love the term "villagers", nice to know this type of ordered justice still exists...outside of a standard Simpson's mob

Phoenix 12-14-2011 12:43 PM

strippers at a wedding? damn

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 01:38 PM

i think everybody wanted to order the "special features" :winkwink: :1orglaugh :thumbsup

femdomdestiny 12-14-2011 03:40 PM

They were just jelaous

pornsprite 12-14-2011 10:26 PM

I wonder do they have bachelor parties in china, the stripper would have been more appropriate there. But then again what they call a stripper in china could be a fully clothes sexy dance in the USA.

brassmonkey 12-14-2011 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornsprite (Post 18631532)
I wonder do they have bachelor parties in china, the stripper would have been more appropriate there. But then again what they call a stripper in china could be a fully clothes sexy dance in the USA.

http://escoben.files.wordpress.com/2..._girls_022.jpg

this is how im going to picture they looked :1orglaugh

marlboroack 12-14-2011 10:43 PM

^^^ god she's hot

adultchatpay 12-15-2011 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18631542)
http://escoben.files.wordpress.com/2..._girls_022.jpg

this is how im going to picture they looked :1orglaugh

No wonder they mobbed the stripper.


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