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Operator 12-12-2011 10:57 PM

What's the longest you've gone NOT eating ANY sustenance [FOOD] ?
 
I managed 8 days and I couldn't eat beyond my mouth

Now be honest now, how long can you go without ANY food for? :thumbsup

No guesses I'm looking for life experience here pussies.

I don't care if you are anorexic or bulemic either because that just doesn't fucking count.

Have a poll too :1orglaugh:

k0nr4d 12-13-2011 01:37 AM

I like how you've given a huge range of choices. 1 week or 2 weeks?

Operator 12-13-2011 01:56 AM

People lose stored energy FAST after 1 week.

CurrentlySober 12-13-2011 01:59 AM

does poo count as food?

Paul Markham 12-13-2011 02:12 AM

I went a year without eating food.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food2.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food1.jpg

And just to upset the trolls, or lead the trolls, I refused to die.

Operator 12-13-2011 02:23 AM

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arock10 12-13-2011 08:59 AM

my stadium lawyers eat all the food for me

seeandsee 12-13-2011 09:02 AM

2 days once, it was disaster

crash_jackson 12-13-2011 09:17 AM

2 days, and almost die :)

Bryan G 12-13-2011 09:23 AM

3 days one time

spazlabz 12-13-2011 09:31 AM

when I was in high school I was a heavyweight wrestler and a power lifter. When I graduated I decided I wanted to join the USMC. They made it simple. 'Lose 72lbs and we'll ship you off to boot camp' I did it in three months. I did not eat anything at all but I took vitamins and drank copious amounts of grapefruit juice (gross) and exercised far too much. I would eat one meal a week. That regime would kill me stone cold if I tried anything even similar to it now.


why are the poll results hidden?

Lykos 12-13-2011 09:37 AM

3-4 hours? wtf,why would u not eat for 8 days?

barcodes 12-13-2011 09:42 AM

:pimp:pimp

RyuLion 12-13-2011 09:47 AM

24 hours once..just drank water, while driving..
I never had do the above or ever have the need too..

Scott McD 12-13-2011 09:47 AM

Why would you not eat for 8 days ??

CyberHustler 12-13-2011 10:18 AM

2 days as a kid on a wild acid mission... I noticibly lost a lot of weight in that time too. Barely remember what I did but people told me I broke into an apartment, got beat up by a few people and stole somebodies bike. All I know is I woke up starving in the sand in Jacksonville Beach with a bike that wasn't mine getting eaten alive by sand fleas.

CaptainHowdy 12-13-2011 10:28 AM

I ain't a nihilist ...

porno jew 12-13-2011 10:30 AM

sometimes a few cocktails turns into a all day adventure and forget to eat that day.

CyberHustler 12-13-2011 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18626419)
I went a year without eating food.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food2.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food1.jpg

And just to upset the trolls, or lead the trolls, I refused to die.


brassmonkey 12-13-2011 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LightSpeed (Post 18626166)
I managed 8 days and I couldn't eat beyond my mouth

Now be honest now, how long can you go without ANY food for? :thumbsup

No guesses I'm looking for life experience here pussies.

I don't care if you are anorexic or bulemic either because that just doesn't fucking count.

Have a poll too :1orglaugh:

8 days :(

brassmonkey 12-13-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18626419)
I went a year without eating food.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food2.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/food1.jpg

And just to upset the trolls, or lead the trolls, I refused to die.

too much info gramps :helpme

blackmonsters 12-13-2011 01:46 PM

I went 9 days when I was in my 20's.

Could have gone longer but my girlfriend went ballistic about what I was doing.
I had planned to go 30 days.

Bottom line : If you can go 3 days then going 9 days is just as easy because after
3 days you no longer crave food.

I went jogging on the 4th day....big mistake!!!
I felt like I was being stabbed in the stomach with a knife for a few hours.

CyberHustler 12-13-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 18627916)
I had planned to go 30 days.

Why....?

Spunky 12-13-2011 01:53 PM

12 hours was more than enough

brassmonkey 12-13-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 18627916)
I went 9 days when I was in my 20's.

Could have gone longer but my girlfriend went ballistic about what I was doing.
I had planned to go 30 days.

Bottom line : If you can go 3 days then going 9 days is just as easy because after
3 days you no longer crave food.

I went jogging on the 4th day....big mistake!!!
I felt like I was being stabbed in the stomach with a knife for a few hours.

:1orglaugh you crack me up!

ArsewithClass 12-13-2011 02:27 PM

1 weekend... a very good weekend that I remember parts of, but definitely know I didn't eat... I couldn't that high :thumbsup

RebelR 12-13-2011 02:37 PM

6 days once. Had Mono in my Teens, mind you.. I slept for 2 days straight.. woke up.. had water.. went back to sleep for another 36 hours.. woke up .. had apple juice. Went back to sleep for 24 hours.. and slowly it started to subside.

femdomdestiny 12-13-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18627216)
Why would you not eat for 8 days ??

Sales rapidly declining. I need to practice. Very good and usefull thread.

geirlur 12-13-2011 03:44 PM

I once noticed I had gone 1 day without eating so I decided to go for 2 days just for the hell of it.. it went fine :)

Adam_M 12-13-2011 03:51 PM

I have done 7 days once, may do a week in the new year on just fresh juice

MaDalton 12-13-2011 03:57 PM

i dont know - but everything more than 6-7 hours wasnt volountarily

halfpint 12-13-2011 03:58 PM

About a week for me but that was because I was sick when I was 16 and woke up in the hospital with a gash in my neck and a tube sticking out out of it lol

brassmonkey 12-13-2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18628217)
About a week for me but that was because I was sick when I was 16 and woke up in the hospital with a gash in my neck and a tube sticking out out of it lol

:Oh crap :Oh crap

Freedom6995 12-13-2011 05:00 PM

30 days here

blackmonsters 12-13-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18627932)
Why....?

Because I had a desperate idea.

I was getting some really good breaks while trying to be an actor.
I would beat out 100 guys for a roll and then get down to the last 3 actors trying
for the part and would get beat out every time by a thinner actor.

I'm a big dude; even when lean. I needed to drop muscle and doing that requires
starving. I was used to that because it was routine for me to do a 3 day fast to get
my weight down for wrestling. I would weigh 205 just 3 days before I wrestled at 185.
Fasting is not enough to make weight though. I used saunas for sweating off weight;
spit in a cup all day to remove water; wore a plastic sweat suit all day and if I thought
I need to, I would take Pamprin to make myself piss. It's the "water weight" that
actually gets you down to make the weigh in.
I probably could have eaten and still made weight but nobody takes that chance in
that game!

This stuff is so routine in high school wrestling that I never thought about it once.

But, beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sauna is no joke! If there is a place for you to die doing what I did then it's going to
be the sauna. Don't even try it unless you are in shape enough to run 3 miles without
being exhausted. You will absolutely die!

My brother was there to watch me when I did the sauna and I swear I think he was
sweating more than I did about making the decision if I should go back in for another
session after not making weight yet. When he called it off, I fucking listened!

So yeah, when my girlfriend called it off, I listened. I still think she was wrong but
it doesn't matter. Someone from the outside has to call it off.
You can't call it off, you are in full retard!!!!

When I mentioned the "acting breaks".....WOW, I got the kind of breaks most people
only can dream of. I just couldn't pull it off!!
NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE!! :mad::mad:

I was the guy that people on the sidelines pull their hair out screaming :

"You fucking jackass! If I had your chance then............!!!"

:(

So yeah, I felt that. I pulled out every stop I thought I had.
And I'm fully aware of the fact that what I did may not not even have been the answer.

But what would you have done if you had been handed GOLD, multiple times in a
row; and all you had to do was shine it and it came out dull in the final moments
every fucking time.................?

Huh?

When's the last time somebody threw gold in your face and you dropped it?

That's where I was at that time; dropping gold...

And now I use food stamps???????

Damn!!!!!!!

I starved just as much waiting to get approved for food stamps.

So do I think I was stupid for not eating for 9 days??????????


Fucking NO!

tobe87 12-13-2011 06:18 PM

I can't count the days, somewhere between 2 - 3 weeks, sleep deprived, 95lb pack, m4, plenty of water, 110+ degrees in the fucking desert. You'll be surprised what your body can run off of.

USMC

Operator 12-13-2011 06:25 PM

I got more and more close with the floor, a good indicator for poll option #3

Operator 12-13-2011 06:28 PM

Let me just add that the food had dwindled and I counted from the time I ran out of food.
I had no prep for it :(
But a gfy member saved me ultimately. True story. lol

Operator 12-13-2011 06:31 PM

so now I appreciate the kilo of food in front of me a lot more :)

blackmonsters 12-13-2011 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobe87 (Post 18628556)
I can't count the days, somewhere between 2 - 3 weeks, sleep deprived, 95lb pack, m4, plenty of water, 110+ degrees in the fucking desert. You'll be surprised what your body can run off of.

USMC


NTC Fort Irwin???

I did that tour. You had food, you just refused to eat it because you
didn't want to take a shit without porcelain.

:1orglaugh


Seriously, if you went like that in Afghanistan or Iraq then your commander was a
incompetent dumbass.

But that would be the norm at NTC.

3 weeks is exactly NTC.

Operator 12-13-2011 10:32 PM

Would have ate marijuana

Chosen 12-14-2011 04:27 AM

Few days :pimp

marlboroack 12-14-2011 04:39 AM

When i was younger i did a lot of speed.


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