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vegasdude 02-04-2003 08:47 PM

what will change your religious beliefs?
 
what does it take to change em???

nap 02-04-2003 08:48 PM

the ability to see into the future

nikudorei 02-04-2003 08:49 PM

i will be a practicing minister (church of beer) until Jebus accepts me into the brewery in the sky..

praise the lord,
let him quench your thirst.
If you shall ask him
he will pass the beer nuts.

vegasdude 02-04-2003 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by nap
the ability to see into the future
aliens would do it for me...

if you can call what I have for religious beliefs :glugglug

gothweb 02-04-2003 08:52 PM

The wise man never assumes he knows anything for sure about the nature of the spirit, or of the divine. Religious beliefs should be constantly changing, to achieve perfection.

nikudorei 02-04-2003 08:54 PM

i think amebix put it best

NO GOD NO MASTER!

RedShoe 02-04-2003 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
what does it take to change em???
I guess first I'd have to have a religious belief.

d0se 02-04-2003 08:57 PM

PRAISE JEBUS

vegasdude 02-04-2003 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
PRAISE JEBUS
amen!!!

and cheers!

nap 02-04-2003 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
The wise man never assumes he knows anything for sure about the nature of the spirit, or of the divine. Religious beliefs should be constantly changing, to achieve perfection.

isnt having perfection and religion in the same sentence an oxymoron? no man is perfect thats why Jesus died on the cross, for our sins right? so that when we make mistakes we can be forgiven for them.

gothweb 02-04-2003 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by nap



isnt having perfection and religion in the same sentence an oxymoron? no man is perfect thats why Jesus died on the cross, for our sins right? so that when we make mistakes we can be forgiven for them.

I speak of the pursuit of perfection, not the achievement thereof. And you're making a pretty big leap assuming I'm a christian, Son.

PiTaAnGeL 02-04-2003 09:17 PM

I am Catholic but I still question the bible all the time and I don't find definitive answers to my questions. I dont know if its just religion but its more about faith-beliveing in a higher power.

Spoonie Luv 02-04-2003 09:39 PM

God would have to knock on my door.

Joe Sixpack 02-04-2003 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Spoonie Luv
God would have to knock on my door.
...and he'd better bring a sixpack. :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 02-04-2003 09:41 PM

I don't have any.... there's nothing to change. :glugglug

vegasdude 02-04-2003 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I don't have any.... there's nothing to change. :glugglug
get back to work surfer boi ;)

Amputate Your Head 02-04-2003 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude


get back to work surfer boi ;)

that's "fancy boy" to you....

Gutterboy 02-04-2003 09:45 PM

http://www.anal-annihilation.com/jeebus.jpg

vegasdude 02-04-2003 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


that's "fancy boy" to you....

:Graucho

bikini...hehe

see sig!

Babaganoosh 02-04-2003 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


...and he'd better bring a sixpack. :glugglug

Wouldn't that be a trip? God on your doorstep with some beer & a pizza. Tjat just might make me a christian too.

vegasdude 02-04-2003 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Wouldn't that be a trip? God on your doorstep with some beer & a pizza. Tjat just might make me a christian too.

better be the best god damn pizza ever!


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