Fucking hilarious
 

I was just screwing around doing some Friday evening surfing and came across this site that just about made me piss my pants so I thought I would share.

misfortunecookieshop.com

i presume this is your site?

it sucks too.

Damn....

Is there still people doing this low lifeish kind of spam?

Actually, if it were my site, I'd put some ads up on it or something.

Sig spot... I ain't gonna assume anything here, assumptions make an ass out of one or the other...

Click my sig for good porn or a great income :thumbsup

yes

ha ha ha

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18619303&postcount=5

i guess spammers love to spam

Dammit. I clicked it and now everything itches.

You're domain is too shitty for me to even want to visit it. Just leave.

Hello. Goodbye.

In all honesty, I would like to watch Miss Fortune do a cookies hop.

Your site sucks and don't try telling us it isn't yours.

Would have been a pretty cool concept in 97, now not so much.

No you wouldn't because it has no visitors.

can't breathe in pants

LOOOOOL, spamming like it's 2003

http://i.imgur.com/Z9FYf.png

no really...

You suck at spamming.

What a retard.

* sigh *

The misfortune cookie idea was
originally conceived in this 1985
Twilight Zone segment


Thinking outside the box this misfortune
cookie app was created 2 years ago


I see from your Facebook that you have a negative mission. Not cool!

About
Crack open a few of these hateful cookies and they'll surely give you a reality check. These fortune cookies are MEAN! They don't like you very much; or anyone else for that matter!! Have some fun with these hateful cookies!

Description
Our goal is to help you show that "happy-go-lucky" person that the world is not as beautiful as he thinks it is. A few of these hateful cookies should bring him down to reality.

Mission
To knock that "happy-go-lucky" person off his high horse.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup