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Rochard 11-22-2011 02:42 PM

I lost $1.2 million today....
 
Crap. I was out shopping and I lost my briefcase. I remember I had it in an Italian restaurant, but now I can't find it.

My wife is gonna be pissed.

Rochard 11-22-2011 02:44 PM

Australian police are looking for a good explanation of why someone would walk into a Sydney eatery, exit in a seeming panic--and leave a suitcase containing more than a million dollars behind.

The seemingly inadvertent money drop occurred at an Italian bistro named Café Marco. On Tuesday morning a causally dressed man entered the establishment, and didn't really settle into the Café Marco experience before heading back out the door--minus the suitcase "full of money."

Investigating officers in Sydney report that the luggage in question contained "a significant amount of cash"--roughly $1.28 million in $50 bills. However, police have not yet arrived at a full estimate of the suitcase's cash content--for the simple reason that they're still counting it.

Detective Inspector Ian Pryde told reporters that witnesses described the man as Asian, and his age around 30. He was wearing surfing shorts and a wrestling singlet when he walked into the café. Witnesses reportedly told the cops that the man appeared "to get spooked" and left without the money.

At first, the two owners of the café thought the suitcase was a bomb and moved it out of the way of customers until the police arrived. Police say they now have in custody a 49-year-old man fitting the general description--and that they're preparing to question him about the case of the abandoned cash.

(news link)

Spunky 11-22-2011 02:52 PM

It was a drug transaction gone wrong

L-Pink 11-22-2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18579274)
It was a drug transaction gone wrong

Or a dead kidnap victim somewhere.

O MARINA 11-22-2011 03:13 PM

Your funds are in motion.

tabasco 11-22-2011 03:14 PM

He was going to take it to the laundromat next door but forgot it.

Rochard 11-22-2011 03:15 PM

Something isn't right. People don't carry $1.2 million in cash in a suitcase.

Phoenix 11-22-2011 03:17 PM

1.2 million is a lot of 50'2 must have been a decent sized briefcase...although..aussie money is plastic so you can fit more in there..lol

brassmonkey 11-22-2011 03:23 PM

thanx for the money finders keepers

Anihilator 11-22-2011 03:28 PM

I see the story too,about the mising briefcase in Australia!Interesting story!

D Ghost 11-22-2011 03:28 PM

"He was wearing surfing shorts and a wrestling singlet when he walked into the café."

WTF lol...

ottopottomouse 11-22-2011 03:59 PM

Someone has probably spent all afternoon chopping his daughter up into jiffy-bag sized pieces now.

edgeprod 11-22-2011 04:05 PM

It wasn't supposed to be a carbon copy.

O MARINA 11-22-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 18579494)
It wasn't supposed to be a carbon copy.


Your briefcase only had $38,000 in it.

Adraco 11-22-2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 18579494)
It wasn't supposed to be a carbon copy.

Tag line of the day:
#It wasn't supposed to be a carbon copy :winkwink:

ZeroHero 11-22-2011 04:29 PM

thats sucks , some one is driving new Jaguar now...

HomerSimpson 11-22-2011 04:54 PM

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/el...ffed-to-it.jpg

tabasco 11-22-2011 05:18 PM

guess the race

baddog 11-22-2011 08:15 PM

Who the hell uses 50's? Are they popular in Oz?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-22-2011 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18579245)

Investigating officers in Sydney report that the luggage in question contained "a significant amount of cash"--roughly $1.28 million in $50 bills. However, police have not yet arrived at a full estimate of the suitcase's cash content--for the simple reason that they're still counting it.

Detective Inspector Ian Pryde told reporters that witnesses described the man as Asian, and his age around 30.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18579648)
guess the race

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ADG

edgeprod 11-22-2011 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18579538)
Your briefcase only had $38,000 in it.

True story. :thumbsup

georgeyw 11-22-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18579648)
guess the race

Sounds like mayonnaise?

georgeyw 11-22-2011 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18579949)
Who the hell uses 50's? Are they popular in Oz?

I could not use a 50 or 100 in the US - most shops did not have enough change for anything more than $30.

$50 notes are popular here - most ATMs spit them out or $20 - never ever $100 / $10 or $5 notes from an ATM.

georgeyw 11-22-2011 08:46 PM

http://www.news.com.au/national/suit...-1226203222545

Says the money was not in $50 only - it was in all denominations of notes.

tabasco 11-22-2011 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18579959)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Sunny Day 11-22-2011 11:45 PM

Best place to do the deal
 
George V Higgins
"Bomber's Law"
Beats a 7-11 parking lot any day

Also wrote "Friends of Eddie Coyle."

OneHungLo 11-23-2011 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18579662)
It's got to be BS because a million in $100 bills would weigh about 220 pounds. So if it were in $50's it would be over 400lbs. :2 cents:

Huh? That can't be right.

georgeyw 11-23-2011 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 18580243)
Huh? That can't be right.

It is not, he's a moron

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banknot...tralian_dollar

1gram per $100 note - so 10kilos or 22 pounds. It was a mixture so probably 15 kilos or there abouts.

raymor 11-23-2011 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 18580029)


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tabasco 11-23-2011 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18580296)
All your pics and links redirect to your front page for many of us. I very some are good.

They do? I have both gofuckyourself.com and gfy.com in my .htaccess. Are there more?

georgeyw 11-23-2011 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18580293)
yep, my numbers were way off thinking different notes. BUT they were $50 notes at $1.2 million, almost 60 lbs NOT 15 kilos. BUT the volume is too big for a briefcase. Here's a million in $100's:

http://ragstoriches.com/million-dollars-cash.jpg

You'd need a very large bag, too big to misplace.

Remember it is Australian dollars - $50 note = .955 grams so 40 odd pounds or so.

They did say it was a mix of all notes - so could have got close to 30 kilos.

VenzuelanChick 11-23-2011 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18579345)
thanx for the money finders keepers

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

backlinks.us 11-23-2011 03:58 AM

Yeah, this had to be some illegal thing going wrong.. No way would someone have that much money on him.. And if he did, i sincerely doubt he would forget it anywhere :)

u-Bob 11-23-2011 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18579949)
Who the hell uses 50's? Are they popular in Oz?

50 euro is the most commonly used banknote in the EU.

Fabien 11-23-2011 06:51 AM

Chris Mallick ?

marlboroack 11-23-2011 07:05 AM

I read this before, but can't remember where.

AdultEUhost-Sebas 11-23-2011 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18580536)
50 euro is the most commonly used banknote in the EU.

Check! :thumbsup


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