Party lighting....do I win?
 

I now have 6 different kinds of lighting in my apartment....

Regular lights
Black lights
Strobe lights
Colored Christmas lights (mixed)
Clear Christmas lights
Colored bulbs (blue and green...so is that 7?)

Do I win or does anyone have more?


By the way the Christmas lights look cooler than they sound.

...what are you looking to win?

Yeah, you win the "I better have a big phatty house or else I live in a fucking dorm room" prize.

There are better ways to come out of the closet you know.

You don't win jack shit if you do not have a fog machine and one of those electrostatic globe machines.

And a 6' inflateable light up glow in the dark plastic Jesus. That'll get ya laid.

Don't worry, those are my next two purchases