There has got to be a way to monetize mountains of nearly coherent text
 

Any big ideas?

yep. style it with css and put ads between it.

I keep the ideas at this side of the cable.

I don't know how css works.. You mean contextual ads, like adsense?
Is there a way to write something that would break the text down into, say, 100-250 word blocks and make it into html pages with php includes in them ?

Because this is a brilliantly simple idea, you know, it's like scraping but not
If I could find a way to automatically cut this into blocks of text / individual html pages with ads on them, that would be great

Not good at ALL at getting shit ranked. But this would be a mass effort any way. Surely the CTR would be shit and the rankings would be pretty low - but do you think I could get at least first page for maybe 1 of every 100 or so pages???

Thanks for nothing :(

Mountains of nearly coherent text? Call it "GFY" and sell ads to thieves.

I think the random ramblings of dragon naturally transcribing a random audio file with background noise is more coherent than GFY :1orglaugh