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12clicks 11-18-2011 07:11 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to travel through time, I bid you adieu
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15791236

"""The team behind the finding in September that neutrinos may travel faster than light has carried out an improved version of their experiment - and found the same result."""




pretty amazing stuff.

Harmon 11-18-2011 07:14 AM

http://www.shebytes.com/wp-content/u...the-future.jpg

Phoenix 11-18-2011 07:15 AM

i knew about this back in high school when i did a report on the 4th dimension.

you can actually plot this on a graph to see it.

12clicks 11-18-2011 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18568535)
i knew about this back in high school when i did a report on the 4th dimension.

you can actually plot this on a graph to see it.

I knew about this one night over a bowl of icecream :winkwink:

Phoenix 11-18-2011 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18568549)
I knew about this one night over a bowl of icecream :winkwink:

lol i remember that thread

EddyTheDog 11-18-2011 07:54 AM

I am going back to 1996 with a few thousand floppys full of content....

Rich - Rich I tell ya....

PR_Chi 11-18-2011 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18568619)
I am going back to 1996 with a few thousand floppys full of content....

Rich - Rich I tell ya....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

12clicks 11-18-2011 08:42 AM

I'm thinking this also proves my icecream hypothesis of time travel being impossible as the neutrinos would have arrived before they where ready for them otherwise. no? :winkwink:

_Richard_ 11-18-2011 09:53 AM

wow that is very cool.. anyone outside cern attempting this?

Chosen 11-18-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18568619)
I am going back to 1996 with a few thousand floppys full of content....

Rich - Rich I tell ya....

:1orglaugh LoL :1orglaugh

12clicks 11-18-2011 10:02 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OFDFAy-3ov...e+maachine.jpg

CDSmith 11-18-2011 10:58 AM

I can't wait to see if they deal with this on a future episode of Big Bang Theory. Sending neutrinos through rock is one thing, but can they go through clothes?

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Gabriel 11-18-2011 11:00 AM


MaDalton 11-18-2011 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18568619)
I am going back to 1996 with a few thousand floppys full of content....

Rich - Rich I tell ya....

at 1,44 mb per disk that will be a huge box of disks :1orglaugh

try CDs, they already existed in 1996 :winkwink:

jimmy-3-way 02-23-2012 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18568528)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15791236

"""The team behind the finding in September that neutrinos may travel faster than light has carried out an improved version of their experiment - and found the same result."""




pretty amazing stuff.

Amazingly wrong?

http://arstechnica.com/science/news/...oose-cable.ars

Fletch XXX 02-23-2012 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18776308)

wow

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Since September, scientists have been scratching their head over results that appear to show neutrinos traveling between Switzerland and Italy faster than light would. As far as anyone could tell, the team behind the results had done everything they could to eliminate errors, and had even released some preliminary data that had strengthened their results. But the results remained difficult to square with everything else we know about how the Universe operates.

But now, ScienceInsider is reporting that there was a good reason the measurements and reality weren't lining up: a loose fiber optic cable was causing one of the atomic clocks used to time the neutrinos' flight to produce spurious results.
thats crazy

12clicks 02-23-2012 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18776308)

yes douche bag, mojo felt the need to text me about this last night. :winkwink:

however, wouldn't light being unable to escape the gravity of a black hole hint at the possibility of particles moving faster than light?

if not that, then wouldn't the fact that some black holes spew jets of matter into space hint or actually prove that matter can travel faster than the speed of light?
If light can't escape its gravity but these other particles are spewed FROM the black hole (essentially escaping its gravity) then these particles would have to be traveling faster than light. no?

(this theory has been tapped out over a starbucks coffee and banana, not icecream. There by hinting at another theory that icecream was not the catalyst for my first ground breaking theory)

grumpy 02-23-2012 06:51 AM

there is a glitch in their system,. they have to do all tests again.

PR_Glen 02-23-2012 07:01 AM

Eiensteins ghost's been fuckin around wit da cables... hehe

jimmy-3-way 02-23-2012 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18776348)
If light can't escape its gravity but these other particles are spewed FROM the black hole (essentially escaping its gravity) then these particles would have to be traveling faster than light. no?

I'm not Stephen Hawking, but I'm pretty sure things aren't spewed FROM a black hole, they are swallowed and compacted in the core by gravitational forces.

alextokyo 02-23-2012 07:32 AM

I've never been able to grasp how the fuck the speed of light has anything to do with time travel. But if it were possible to travel into the future by traveling faster than the speed of light, then surely everything must be pitch fucking black?!

http://i.imgur.com/glOm0.gif

12clicks 02-23-2012 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18776379)
I'm not Stephen Hawking, but I'm pretty sure things aren't spewed FROM a black hole, they are swallowed and compacted in the core by gravitational forces.

you, my friend, have not been paying attention to the latest space discoveries.

google "black holes spew matter"

alextokyo 02-23-2012 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18776379)
I'm not Stephen Hawking, but I'm pretty sure things aren't spewed FROM a black hole, they are swallowed and compacted in the core by gravitational forces.

But if something can escape from a black hole, while light can't, then surely that something must be traveling faster than light... :error

ruff 02-23-2012 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18568528)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15791236

"""The team behind the finding in September that neutrinos may travel faster than light has carried out an improved version of their experiment - and found the same result."""




pretty amazing stuff.

I'm afraid I'm sticking with Einstein on this one. Good luck to you though. Have a speedy trip otherwise.

PowerCum 02-23-2012 07:52 AM

high tech particle collider -- 1.5 billions or more
scientific salaries -- several millions
Repeatedly failing experiment measures because of a faulty $15 cable coupling -- PRICELESS!

sheken 02-23-2012 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18776426)
But if something can escape from a black hole, while light can't, then surely that something must be traveling faster than light... :error

It doesn't work like that. Black holes don't let anything escape, not even light.

What we see are actually Quasars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar

Huge clouds of gas that are right near a supermassive blackhole and due to the huge gravitational forces around the blackhole, some particules are actually ejected at very high speeds BEFORE reaching the event horizon. Particles that are past the event horizon don't "ever" make it back.

"Ever" is however a relative term for if you wait more than 10 to the power 100 years , after all the stars died out and everything is pitch black ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe ) , even black holes will start to evaporate - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation - and slowly start to lose their mass

alextokyo 02-23-2012 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PowerCum (Post 18776452)
high tech particle collider -- 1.5 billions or more
scientific salaries -- several millions
Repeatedly failing experiment measures because of a faulty $15 cable coupling -- PRICELESS!

Actually, it's -- $15!

:error


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