14 Luxury Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich
 

lollll @ http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...ch-creepy.html

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At first blush, this is just an 18-karat-gold-plated door handle. Then you read the description, "gentleman's pleasure object," and realize it's made to go up your butthole.

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Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...ch-creepy.html

this is a new uk site:

www.goldsextoys.co.uk

Diamond encrusted vibrator? What happens when you realize you've lost a stone??

what...if i was bill gates rich id just keep a harem

who needs sex toys

you could have the real thing

When your paying 5-50 grand for a hooker... these toys are chump change... and you only gotta buy it once!

Hurray for you and the U.K! Why would you possibly think that size=7 is a good choice to reply to a post unless weren't a completely useless, attention whoring, spam wanker.

Fuck Off

My size=8 beats your size=7, so I win. Fuck off.

I see that you're feeling better. Welcome back.

"This "unicorn" butt plug is made with an actual horse's mane, providing you maximum realism when you feel like lodging a shaft of solid silver in your rectum to role play as a mythological creature. Unlike your average butt plug, this is a product "inspired by human science and spirituality fused with lust for the finer things in life," which we assume means it was made by the world's finest butt plug scientists in their state-of-the-art butt plug laboratories. We wonder what they tell their children they do at work all day?"

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lol @ genuine horse "components"

I would do just the same :)