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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56220
    #1

    My son is straight.

    I just got hit with this. He's turned 18 last month.

    As a single Gay father I always knew this was a possibility. What do I say?

    How does one prepare for the results of his breeding and the inevitable uncontrolled expansion of our family? How will this affect the fashion sense I meticulously instilled in him?

    Thank you for your help ♡





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    • Dubya
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2008
      • 1152
      #2
      hit yourself in the head with a hammer

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        • Jarmusch
           
          • May 2003
          • 12479
          #3
          A single gay father? Is he adopted?

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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56220
              #4
              Originally posted by Dubya
              hit yourself in the head with a hammer


              That's what it feels like. What have I gotten myself into here
              Last edited by Bladewire; 11-07-2011, 03:45 PM.


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                • alias
                  aliasx
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 19010
                  #5
                  Oh shit, a breeder!
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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94149
                      #6
                      Consider yourself symbolically dead ...

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                        • VikingMan
                          Exploiting human weakness
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 6870
                          #7
                          I guess you should have fucked him up the ass while you had the chance. Those father/son experiences might have stirred his psyche in just the right way to create a flamer you could have been proud to call "son".
                          Last edited by VikingMan; 11-07-2011, 03:50 PM.

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56220
                              #8
                              Originally posted by alias
                              Oh shit, a breeder!
                              Not yet that I know of, but the potential is there.

                              His reaction to the Louisa May fan sign I had created for him is what sparked his confession.



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                                • epitome
                                  So Fucking Lame
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 12156
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                  A single gay father? Is he adopted?
                                  Its pretty amazing technology, but gay people can now how natural born children just like everybody else!

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                                    • NaughtyVisions
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 4204
                                      #10
                                      Since being straight is a choice, perhaps you should send him to one of those gay camps, where they'll cleanse the sin of heterosexuality from him.

                                      I've been reading a lot lately about one called The Second Mile. (too soon?)

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                                        • Bladewire
                                          StraightBro
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 56220
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by lumenus
                                          I guess you should have fucked him up the ass while you had the chance. Those father/son experiences might have stirred his psyche in just the right way to create a flamer you could have been proud to call "son".


                                          Your thoughts are disturbing








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                                            • VikingMan
                                              Exploiting human weakness
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 6870
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Squirtit


                                              Your thoughts are disturbing









                                              .
                                              Thank you. That means a lot to me. You must be a good father as you can even make me feel good.

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                                                • Bladewire
                                                  StraightBro
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 56220
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                  A single gay father? Is he adopted?
                                                  No he's not ♥


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                                                    • LeRoy
                                                      Porn Pusher
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 13362
                                                      #14
                                                      RU bummed?
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                                                        • Bladewire
                                                          StraightBro
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 56220
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                          RU bummed?
                                                          Not yet. I could be though. Only time will tell.


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                                                            • 96ukssob
                                                              So Fucking Banananananas
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 12991
                                                              #16
                                                              its just a cover. he is still in that stage where being straight is cool. wait until college, then he will come flaming out of the closet
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                                                                • MarkDeus
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                                                                  • Oct 2011
                                                                  • 643
                                                                  #17
                                                                  This thread is hilarious
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                                                                    • Bladewire
                                                                      StraightBro
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 56220
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                      its just a cover. he is still in that stage where being straight is cool. wait until college, then he will come flaming out of the closet
                                                                      He's in his second semester of college now. Maybe there is still hope, thank you ♥


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                                                                        • LeRoy
                                                                          Porn Pusher
                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                          • 13362
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Squirtit
                                                                          Not yet. I could be though. Only time will tell.
                                                                          That would be selfish on your part
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                                                                            • Chosen
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                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 63151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Squirtit
                                                                              Not yet that I know of, but the potential is there.

                                                                              His reaction to the Louisa May fan sign I had created for him is what sparked his confession.

                                                                              She's fucking Hot

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                                                                                • Bladewire
                                                                                  StraightBro
                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 56220
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Chosen


                                                                                  She's fucking Hot
                                                                                  Yes and she's British!
                                                                                  Last edited by Bladewire; 11-08-2011, 09:59 AM.


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                                                                                    • pornmasta
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                      • 19839
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      hmm that's not good.
                                                                                      Gays have all the fun :/

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                                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 32376
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          #8 is the thread saver..

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                                                                                            • Coup
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                                                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                                                              • 9931
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              What do you say? You say "Son, get out there and take one in the ass for the home team!... Make your old man proud!"

                                                                                              Yeah, that should do it. happy to help.

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                                                                                                • 35PPS_Kristine
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2011
                                                                                                  • 316
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                      • 31027
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      U r the lucky father

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                                                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 38997
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          As long as he is healthy and happy...
                                                                                                          ️ ️

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                                                                                                            • Hornydog4cooter
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                                                              • 2859
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              If he is happy let him be......

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                                                                                                                • Rochard
                                                                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                  • 75764
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Ten fingers and ten toes is all I care about with kid.
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                                                                                                                    • EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                                                                                      • 25435
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Lock him in his room with Ricky Martin videos playing on a loop - That will sort him out!..

                                                                                                                      If that fails you will have to bring out the big guns - Kylie....

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                                                                                                                        • Matt 26z
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                          • 18481
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Interesting that Bladewire had a fansign made for his son. This reinforces my belief that RedFred is his son.

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                                                                                                                            • pimpmaster9000
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                              • 26730
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I can imagine the gay father son talk where OP explains to his son how it is OK to take dicks...that will scar a kid for life...
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                                                                                                                                • MFCT
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2015
                                                                                                                                  • 1489
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  You can't accept him for the way he is? What are you, heterophobic? Your soul has been eaten away by prejudice. Maybe you've heard of a word called diversity, which we're supposed to embrace those who follow other paths in life. Embrace them as brethren and sistren and sisgendren and nonbinarian and transhomarian.

                                                                                                                                  However, this is only true if I agree with a given person politically.
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                                                                                                                                    • SBJ
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 11377
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Daughter says: Dad I'm a lesbian
                                                                                                                                      Dad: that's ok hun
                                                                                                                                      Daughter 2: I'm a lesbian too
                                                                                                                                      Dad: God Damn!!!! Doesn't anyone in this family love DICK??
                                                                                                                                      Son: I do dad!
                                                                                                                                      Dad: faints

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