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WarChild 11-06-2011 11:10 AM

FACT: Adult males that keep cats as house pets are ALWAYS closet homosexuals
 
Seriously, man up homos.

Caligari 11-06-2011 11:17 AM

FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

WarChild 11-06-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18540542)
FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

Awww it's sweet that you don't understand, princess.

Nothing at all wrong with being homosexual. Being so ashamed of yourself that you have to hide it is pretty fucked up though.

Caligari 11-06-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540543)
Awww it's sweet that you don't understand, princess.

Nothing at all wrong with being homosexual. Being so ashamed of yourself that you have to hide it is pretty fucked up though.

hey man just sayin...

WarChild 11-06-2011 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18540547)
hey man just sayin...

Homosexuality is perfectly natural! It's nature's way of saying that your genes are no longer needed and you shouldn't breed. :2 cents:

2MuchMark 11-06-2011 11:28 AM

What's the matter, Warchild? Did a friend of yours decide that talking to his cat is a lot more interesting then talking to you?

Jim_Gunn 11-06-2011 11:30 AM

I have a house cat named "Princess". No homo here. Your theory is flawed. :error

ajrocks 11-06-2011 11:35 AM

I agree 100% guys and cats..... you have to be putting in the rough.

mineistaken 11-06-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540548)
Homosexuality is perfectly natural! It's nature's way of saying that your genes are no longer needed and you shouldn't breed. :2 cents:

Interesting point of view, there may be some sense there

fuzebox 11-06-2011 11:48 AM

I had a cat for a couple of years between breaking up with my girlfriend in Vancouver before moving to Costa Rica... I managed to get laid by several girls during that time and no guys. Still though, your theory does make sense :Oh crap

BlackCrayon 11-06-2011 11:49 AM

guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

WarChild 11-06-2011 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18540585)
guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

Dude it's okay in this day and age, just come out of the closet. I won't judge you. :thumbsup

Babaganoosh 11-06-2011 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18540585)
guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.

EddyTheDog 11-06-2011 12:10 PM

I have a cat and I am not in the closet...

Scott McD 11-06-2011 12:12 PM

My cat says "STFU!"

CarlosTheGaucho 11-06-2011 12:14 PM

Juicy is the only exception

Spunky 11-06-2011 12:22 PM

I have a cat and am no poofter

Scott McD 11-06-2011 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18540626)
I have a cat and am no poofter

Shhh, you're wasting his supposed "macho" thread... :1orglaugh

redwhiteandblue 11-06-2011 12:31 PM

It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

Caligari 11-06-2011 12:42 PM

Damn dudes I think Warchild was ready to come out of the closet and you scared him off.

Or he just needed to take his cat for a walk;)

anexsia 11-06-2011 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18540637)
It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so true

WarChild 11-06-2011 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18540626)
I have a cat and am no poofter

I just started promoting the Haze Cash gay sites but I'm having a hard time figuring out what might sell and what won't. Do you think you could have a look around the sites and let me know which ones turn you on the most? Thanks in advance.

Makaveli 11-06-2011 01:30 PM

This thread has "I'M GAY" all over it. OP might want to do some soul searching... Just sayin.

MaDalton 11-06-2011 01:31 PM

successful troll is successful...

2MuchMark 11-06-2011 01:37 PM

Here's my cat!

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pictures/lcncat2.jpg

He hangs out at my desk and chews on wires. She's a Cat. I feed it and scoop its poop and love it. I am her pet human.

2MuchMark 11-06-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18540589)
:thumbsup:thumbsup

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.


Nothing gay about this: Fake Testicles for Dogs
http://dogblog.dogster.com/2011/08/1...r-a-good-idea/

ottopottomouse 11-06-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18540637)
It's better for a man to have a dog. When you take it for a walk you can hook up with women that also have dogs. You will NEVER hook up with a woman while taking your cat for a walk.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RycEric 11-06-2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540535)
Seriously, man up homos.

Manning.. :winkwink:

crockett 11-06-2011 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540535)
Seriously, man up homos.


I guess I'm safe I don't have a cat. However I do often wonder about all those "dudes" whom think they are MMA bad asses. I mean how much more gay can it get to roll around on the floor nut huggin another man that is half naked and doing it because you wanted to for "sport".



.. I think I'd get a cat before I did that. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Contempt 11-06-2011 02:36 PM

who is warchild? i just got off the phone with an investor and come to this dumb shit hahaha

potter 11-06-2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18540542)
FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.


hahaha pwnage :thumbsup

shade001 11-06-2011 02:45 PM

I've had plenty of dogs and cats. Atm I just think pets are a fucking messy pain in the ass and don't want any at all.

My wife has a talking noisy parrot and a noisy, nosy, Dachsund. (Not sure of spelling, don't care enough to look it up.)

WarChild 11-06-2011 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18540828)
who is warchild? i just got off the phone with an investor and come to this dumb shit hahaha

Why do you have a picture of a bean bag chair as your avatar??

Contempt 11-06-2011 02:47 PM

seriously can someone tell me who warchild is and why he matters?

WarChild 11-06-2011 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18540847)
seriously can someone tell me who warchild is and why he matters?

Since I'm neither made of bacon nor produced by Ben and Jerry's, it's no surprise that in your brief 10 months here you haven't caught on. :2 cents:

epitome 11-06-2011 03:56 PM

Vjo disagrees with OP and if he were here he would post 30 music videos to let us know.

:) :) :) :)

Eyeball 11-06-2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540535)
Seriously, man up homos.

I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

SuckOnThis 11-06-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 18540967)
I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

drmadcat 11-06-2011 04:36 PM

i think currently sober has a cat

WarChild 11-06-2011 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 18540967)
I'd reconsider getting a cat you curious fag, It's probably the closest your ever going to get to a real pussy.

I'm sure your mom already knows about your hidden sexuality but if you're feeling alone you can try talking to her. Also, the lisp is a dead give away, Nancy.

simmeon 11-06-2011 04:57 PM


HandballJim 11-06-2011 05:06 PM

I have cats at my office, if they didn't exist I probably would have quit my job several years ago. Plus the girls at the job see my sensitive side.

WarChild 11-06-2011 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 18541019)
I have cats at my office, if they didn't exist I probably would have quit my job several years ago. Plus the girls at the job see my sensitive side.

Cats at the office are OK for the reasons you stated. You're safely hetrosexual! :thumbsup

newB 11-06-2011 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18540535)
Seriously, man up homos.

So what's your cats name?

WarChild 11-06-2011 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 18541043)
So what's your cats name?

My girlfriend's cat's name is Max. He sleeps with my dog.

spazlabz 11-06-2011 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18540585)
guys who think dogs like pits and rotties make them seem like tough manly men are definiitely homos. keep scooping that shit and hold that heat in your hands, its soo good.

I have a pit bull and he is the sweetest, friendliest and goofiest dog I have ever had. My chocolate lab is way meaner. The dog a man walks does not make him tough its the dog in his walk that does... or something like that. I dont care cuz Im not tough :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18540589)
:thumbsup:thumbsup

I have a little white cat and I have no problems walking my wife's chihuahua around the neighborhood. Every time I see some tool in a muscle shirt, gold chain and walking a pit I know he's trying to compensate for something.

if I had the chance to own a chihuahua I would call him cannibal, dress him with a leather jacket and spiked collar and say "GET HIM!" a lot... but no muscle shirt or gold chains for me

DaddyHalbucks 11-06-2011 06:16 PM

http://pete.com/files/photos/gay-cat-wants-you.jpg

thickcash_amo 11-06-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18540542)
FACT: homophobes who think up ways that men can be considered gay are often closet homosexuals themselves.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Oh so true!

Vjo 11-06-2011 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18540954)
Vjo disagrees with OP and if he were here he would post 30 music videos to let us know.

:) :) :) :)

Warchild just likes to argue. :) When my cat got injured he was the first one to give me helpful advice. :)

Just needs to ground and pound a couple of us for a while. :helpme Maybe substitute, just one time, greasy pizza for breakfast instead of grape nuts. :) j/k WC

Actually my sexuality is a bit left of center so maybe you have a point. :) Tho right now I am catless :Oh crap

I like girls so much I want to be one. (for a day :) ) LOL That isn't gay tho. hehe

j/k that was 30 years ago. :) I aint (as) pretty anymore hehe :)

midnight man you're pretty
midnight man you're fine
midnight man be careful
midnight man be mine



only one :)

epitome 11-06-2011 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18541145)
Warchild just likes to argue. :) When my cat got injured he was the first one to give me helpful advice. :)

Just needs to ground and pound a couple of us for a while. :helpme Maybe substitute, just one time, greasy pizza for breakfast instead of grape nuts. :) j/k WC

Actually my sexuality is a bit left of center so maybe you have a point. :) Tho right now I am catless :Oh crap

I like girls so much I want to be one. (for a day :) ) LOL That isn't gay tho. hehe

j/k that was 30 years ago. :) I aint (as) pretty anymore hehe :)

midnight man you're pretty
midnight man you're fine
midnight man be careful
midnight man be mine



only one :)

I love that you play along. Props to you.


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