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TurboAngel 10-29-2011 10:48 AM
My Friday Night Guy
 
Well as last night was Friday I went over to see my Friday guy. We were sitting in the kitchen drinking a few beers and out of the blue I said "Let's go have some sex." Well he jumped right in the shower and we get into the bed. Bad news is the sex wasn't that good. I had sex with him about 20 years ago a hand full of times and now that I think about it that wasn't that good. LOL


I then got up and started to go when he asked "You're not going to spend the night?" I said "Nope I'm out see ya next Friday."


:Oh crap:Oh crap

vsex 10-29-2011 10:49 AM
Why you thought this was worth bragging about........:Oh crap

Helix 10-29-2011 10:50 AM
too much info

epitome 10-29-2011 10:55 AM
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twitter.com
blogger.com

All better places for that story.

beerptrol 10-29-2011 10:55 AM
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brassmonkey 10-29-2011 10:55 AM
damn ill get you a case of keystone wanna party? :)

B.Barnato 10-29-2011 10:58 AM
Congrats on the sex.

L-Pink 10-29-2011 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523473)
Well as last night was Friday I went over to see my Friday guy. We were sitting in the kitchen drinking a few beers and out of the blue I said "Let's go have some sex." Well he jumped right in the shower and we get into the bed.
So he knew you were coming over. He's a guy so sex was on his mind. And he didn't take a shower before you got there?

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alias 10-29-2011 11:09 AM
http://pics.alientrollscience.com/co...ead_ginger.jpg

ottopottomouse 10-29-2011 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18523518)
So he knew you were coming over. He's a guy so sex was on his mind. And he didn't take a shower before you got there?

.
It's quite a small trailer and the bed is in the shower.

Dubya 10-29-2011 11:31 AM
the problem is your loose pussy

Double trouble 10-29-2011 11:31 AM
Pics or it didn't happen

TurboAngel 10-29-2011 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18523542)
It's quite a small trailer and the bed is in the shower.
He owns his own company and is house if far from a trailer.



:winkwink:

brassmonkey 10-29-2011 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18523563)
the problem is your loose pussy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TurboAngel 10-29-2011 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18523497)
Congrats on the sex.
Thanks.


:winkwink:

Bryan G 10-29-2011 11:44 AM
You should thank your lucky stars anyone wants to fuck you. We've seen your pics.

fris 10-29-2011 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18523563)
the problem is your loose pussy

TurboAngel 10-29-2011 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 18523599)
You should thank your lucky stars anyone wants to fuck you. We've seen your pics.
You have seen a few really bad pics of me, have you never taken a bad pic in your life? If you see me in person you would think a little differently.



:2 cents:

Double trouble 10-29-2011 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523609)
You have seen a few really bad pics of me, have you never taken a bad pic in your life? If you see me in person you would think a little differently.



:2 cents:
So let's see the good pictures of you.

alias 10-29-2011 11:51 AM
Post a pic, include tits if not hideously disfigured. We will be the judge of your sex worthiness.

VikingMan 10-29-2011 11:51 AM
Do you want to know what he thought about your vagina on Friday night vs what he thought about it circa 1991? :helpme
.
http://blog.nj.com/ledgerupdates_imp...ollholland.jpg

porno jew 10-29-2011 11:53 AM
no wonder turboface dumped you. had to hear this shit all day log.

TurboAngel 10-29-2011 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 18523611)
So let's see the good pictures of you.
I don't have any as I just don't look good in pics. I'm just not photogenic.


:(

spazlabz 10-29-2011 11:54 AM
:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

I think is a perfectly acceptable location for the women of GFY to talk about their sexual conquests... why yes I do! :thumbsup:thumbsup

TurboAngel 10-29-2011 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18523614)
Do you want to know what he thought about your vagina on Friday night vs what he thought about it circa 1991? :helpme
No.........LMFAO!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

epitome 10-29-2011 11:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523609)
You have seen a few really bad pics of me, have you never taken a bad pic in your life? If you see me in person you would think a little differently.



:2 cents:
He has. Think purple scarf.

brassmonkey 10-29-2011 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 18523599)
You should thank your lucky stars anyone wants to fuck you. We've seen your pics.
oh lord! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Double trouble 10-29-2011 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523619)
I don't have any as I just don't look good in pics. I'm just not photogenic.


:(
...... nevermind

baddog 10-29-2011 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18523626)
He has. Think purple scarf.
:1orglaugh

thickcash_amo 10-29-2011 12:29 PM
umm thanks for sharing?!

B.Barnato 10-29-2011 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18523626)
He has. Think purple scarf.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Glorious.

Dubya 10-29-2011 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fris (Post 18523601)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

classic curb

alias 10-29-2011 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18523614)
Do you want to know what he thought about your vagina on Friday night vs what he thought about it circa 1991? :helpme
.
http://blog.nj.com/ledgerupdates_imp...ollholland.jpg
I heard it is like $14 bucks to take that or the GWB these days.. .

porno jew 10-29-2011 12:53 PM
Went out last night had a gud time wit ma friend nana..:) funny as shit she was eatin a slice of pizza.On dah top part of a card borad box she ripped off she was mad hungry she didn't have a plate n she was drivin drivin but was wonderin y her pizza taste weird n wen we finaly found sumwhere ta park she look at the pizza n realized she was eatin da card borad box wit it ctfu shit was to funny

J. Falcon 10-29-2011 12:56 PM
Why did he have to take a shower and not you?

brassmonkey 10-29-2011 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fris (Post 18523601)
is that a tv show? :1orglaugh

Dubya 10-29-2011 12:58 PM
http://i.qkme.me/27zs.jpg

L-Pink 10-29-2011 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 18523761)
Why did he have to take a shower and not you?
She wanted to make sure he didn't have a case of Donny Long ass.

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bloggerz 10-29-2011 01:00 PM
Cool story bro

Eyeball 10-29-2011 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523473)


I then got up and started to go when he asked "You're not going to spend the night?" I said "Nope I'm out see ya next Friday."


:Oh crap:Oh crap
Just give him a blowjob next Friday night to pay for your meal. If you are that shit in bed he will just find himself another hooker.

Supz 10-29-2011 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias (Post 18523751)
I heard it is like $14 bucks to take that or the GWB these days.. .
Like 12 I think, up from 8

Chosen 10-29-2011 04:26 PM
Pics or it didn't happen :pimp

alias 10-29-2011 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supz (Post 18524029)
Like 12 I think, up from 8
I remember when it was 4.

Jon Oso 10-29-2011 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18523473)
We were sitting in the kitchen drinking a few beers and out of the blue I said "Let's go have some sex."


Hot girls don't ever say this, ever.

brassmonkey 10-29-2011 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18524141)
Hot girls don't ever say this, ever.
:1orglaugh dinner time

The Porn Nerd 10-29-2011 06:09 PM
A woman or a man? A man or a woman? Both? Neither?

Pics.

Eyeball 10-29-2011 06:13 PM
Do you have aids yet?

baddog 10-29-2011 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18524141)
Hot girls don't ever say this, ever.
Actually, they do.

Aric 10-29-2011 11:38 PM
Can't wait to hear his side of the story....

Which host will he recommend?!?!

The suspense is fucking killing me :mad:

drmadcat 10-30-2011 12:22 AM
we need pics


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