What famous people are you "cock brothers" with?
 

Definition frum Urban Dictionary: Cock Brothers: Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.

example: Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.

I will go first and will order the names in order of how proud I am with #1 being most proud and at the end of the list you will see names that I am ashamed of being cock brothers with. BTW, I have lived in places like Miami and Los Angeles and dated mostly actresses and models so being cock brothers with these people is not really such a big deal.

1. Hall of fame pro quarter back Dan Marino. I was cock brothers with him while he was still playing in the NFL.
http://pittsburghquarterback.com/wp-...rinojpeg1.jpeg

2. Country Music star Toby Keith
BTW, this was with the same girl who fucked Dan Marino. She is a German model/actress and I guess they like country music or something because she was kind of excited about this conquest. I am not a fan but I put him at #2 simply because I assume he gets some of the hottest pussy on the planet thrown at him on a daily basis.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-M6kj0sP1qy...Toby+Keith.jpg

3. Tom Araya, lead singer of Slayer.
I would rather be cock brothers with Jeff Hanneman but Tom Araya is also impressive. I became cock brothers with him when I was a teenager (a slutty girlfriend from school). This is the first famous cock brother I ever had and thought he would always be at the top of my list. I had no idea Dan Marino would be a future cock brother and knock Tom down a few notches.
http://wallpaper.metalship.org/images/slayer5.jpg

4. Neil Strauss, author of "How to make love to a Porn Star" (Jenna Jameson's book) and "The Game". I fucked his girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not sure if they were broken up because she was the typical LA actress/model drama queen so have no idea if she was cheating on him or they were really over with. It was fun hearing her bitch about all the mind games he played on her and all the ways she tried to counter his mind gams with her own lame attempts. Sounds like he won because she was a total basketcase.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...straus-007.jpg

5. Esai Morales: Star of Bad Boys, La Bamba, and NYPD Blue
Fuck this slimey dwarf. I don't like him one bit and he knows it.
http://www.superiorpics.com/news/pic...001_072407.jpg

6. Rock band The Scorpions: I fucked a girl who partied her ass off many times at the bassist's house in the Hollywood Hills. I learned this after we had sex and were not even seeing each other in any way other than friends. I was not happy about this. I can't say for sure who she fucked but after running into a few of the members around down while I was hanging with her it was obvious she fucked more than one. I know for a fact she fucked the bassist. He is actually a cool guy, nothing against any of them on a personal level but for some reason this part of my sexual history really disgusts me.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JSmhjyvy0-...rlotte,+NC.jpg

7. Porn star legend Mandingo. I actually really like the guy on a personal level. You would think a guy with a foot long cock would have an attitude but he is super friendly, humble, and personable. I don't have him last because of the person he is but because his cock is 2 times as big as mine. I dated a porn star who had done a scene with him.
http://www.stardusttrailers.com/atto...s)mandingo.jpg

You should get your dick checked.

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I'll post one:

B-Real
http://www.akintoye.com/rootsjamsess...rge/b_real.jpg

The only one I know about is Pete Yorn.
http://www.live4ever.uk.com/wp-conte...orn-guitar.jpg

Long ago when I wrote for a music magazine I hooked up with this girl that worked for a local radio station. She had been with Pete. I found out later that she was fired from her job at the radio station because she slept with a lot of the bands that would come to town and was getting a reputation as a radio industry groupie. So there is a good chance my list is a lot longer than just Pete and includes a bunch of other artists that were popular in the early 90's, but this is the only one I know of.

http://files.stv.tv/img/articles/244...an-410x230.jpg

Not really cock brothers but I had a bit of pussy licking with his ex-girlfriend who then sold out stories on him to the press.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/danielle-sims/29/443/6b1

Carlos Lehder

charlie sheen ;)

I do a similar thing but I call it Six Degrees of Sexual Separation. In such paths, I am connected to several British celebs most of whom were at their fame peak in the 70s (such as Toyah). I am also in the same sexual chain of both Ron Jeremy and members of the Saudi royal family. Both of which I found out about AFTER I entered that chain.

I have read books on him and the orgies he organised on that Island. You are probably one of millions he is cock brothers with!

Thousands of people who have worked in porn are cock brothers with Charlie Sheen. That does not really count :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jesus christ.

What can I say, I used to be a slut.

cock brother sounds a bit gay, don't you think?

penis cousin is a better term :2 cents:

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penis cousin... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I fucked a girl that fucked Evan Dando from the Lemonheads. That means I can separate myself sexually from Penelope Cruz in 4 moves.

1. Evan Dando fucked Winona Ryder.

2. Winona Ryder fucked Matt Damon.

3. Matt Damon fucked Penelope Cruz.

I like Japanese term better, "Hole Brothers" - Cock brothers way too gay 4 me...

I love this term. It makes my cock hard brother..

Evan used to be so yummy.

Ok it is official. This thread is gay :1orglaugh I do like the term "hole brothers" better.

I had sex with my grandmother and she was with conway twitty.

:2 cents:

Far to many to list.

I'm somewhere between 2,775 and 2,800 DIFFERENT females that I've had sex with. NOT a big deal, especially considering that I'm 71 years old, and have been a swinger since 1985, so I've had plenty of time to accumulate numbers----I've count every different girl (only) ONE time, no matter how many times we've had sex. And, I imagine that I can't recall some, but... Not bad for a former altar boy who graduated from a Catholic college:-).

Henrik Zetterberg (Detroit Red Wings) It was while he still played in the Swedish Elite League though.

Satan http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/2069.gif

I'm proud to say I haven't slept around enough to even have this discussion.

LMAO I am too actually. Girl came into one of the clubs that used to fuck him. Ended up hooking up with her a few weeks later. :1orglaugh Are we 2nd degree cock brothers?

:thumbsup

im a virgin

The only VD I have ever had was crabs and I caught that from a hostess at Red Robin. Since you expressed concern about my penis I thought I would let you know that. :2 cents:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2j1635x.jpg

Does this guy count? He was in the news for a botched armed robbery attempt a couple months ago.........

Agreed. I don't really want to think about what I've shared with other guys dicks. Think about this. The mouth you kiss and the cocks she has sucked with that mouth. That's even worse.

Why the fuck are we talking about this lol?

I thought is was Eskimo Brothers not cock brothers?

Does my brothers exgf still count? :Oh crap

Eskimo brothers is the best term! From the show the league

Not that's EPIC! I'm not even 1% close to your numbers. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh funny and interesting!

I once had this smoking hot, rich girl chasing me all over town. She wanted a relationship and I wanted to be free.
She finally gave up trying to tie me down and ended up getting into a relationship with that dude from Flashdance, Michael Nouri.
Now whenever I see that movie I chuckle to myself knowing that guy got my leftovers :)