Bitch
 

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite

You got to mix it, child
You got to fix it - must be love
It's a bitch

Hey, hey, hey!

Thx for the lyrics garce, Love is a bitch :thumbsup

It definitely is. But Mick seems to enjoy the fact so much, I just got to keep hoping for the best.

And this has relevance to The Rolling Stones how? Hey - I was a professional guitar for over twenty years - I can appreciate spunky youths who want to play riff-rock and do noodle-noodle-noodle guitar solos all the live long day.

A long time ago, I was an energetic youth myself. But this grunty poseur metal does not impress - and WTF does this have to do with either the word "BITCH" or The Rolling Stones?

Obviously, I'm missing something here.

WHAT'S IN THE BASKET?

Yes, I'm a bitch slut girl. Kinda obvious to anyone who might read checked any of my posts over the last decade or so. Now go give yourself a cookie, but not before you watch me in action.

sounds like



(sorry it is french :p )

I have to quote you again because I can't edit my last post now...

According to WikiPedia (you know, the real one...)

I am an obsolete unit of measurement. I know this - I was the architect of my own demise. I made myself obsolete. You got to admit it takes a humble man to willingly accept obsolescence. Either that or a coward who'd rather run away and hide...

Anyway,

In India, (home of the hottest women on the planet) a "garce" was a unit of dry volume approximately equal to 5,244 litres (149 US bushels - WTF is a bushel?). 5,244 litres is what I used to deposit in your [censored so I don't get banned]'s mouth on a nightly basis. She never missed a drop, btw. Always aimed at her face, but the hungry cow insisted on swallowing all 5,200 litres. That's over 1,000 gallons of cum. Nightly. And it was not a dry measure.

A "garce" was also a unit of mass in Sri Lanka approximately equal to 4,198.518 kg. After metrication (that's not even a word...) by both countries (Sri Lanka and India) in the mid-20th century, the unit (garce, or, ME!) became obsolete.

Explanation: I lost a LOT of weight, instantly making myself irrelevant as a unit of measure. Beyond that, India (coincidentally?) gained its indepedance because of some skinny bald dude. Before he came on the scene, people built fucking temples according to garce. NO-ONE said "Our temple weighs 1,000 Ghandis!" They just don't. Their loss.

After that whole peaceful rebellion crap, India adopted some obscure British unit of weight (what the fuck is a "pound"? ROFL!!! A pound? That's where I got my DOG!!!), and left the good old "garce" behind. It was a sad day, I tell you what.

I guess you had to be me. And be there. Be thankful that you weren't.

I have to admit that it did hurt more than a little when I was abandoned as a unit of measure. Honestly, 4,198 kg is about 10,000lbs. The Sri Lankins were just being polite. Those Tamil Tiger dudes get a lot of bad press, but they're really nice guys at heart. I guess you've got to be declared a unit of measure before you can understand...

So now I'm just a whiny girly bitch slut. And now you know why.

P.S. No-one is going to read ANY of this. And I have to pee...

I just killed another thread - dammit. Too wordy.

SHIT!

and just to answer that it is not related with the french...



(Probably a competitor of virtual girl)

THAT didn't last very long. Jeepers...

Damn.. There's a Youtube scroll bar, the video says iTunes on it, there's another scroll bar I can't click on, some words are cut off - and to rub things in the fat guy doesn't even get naked.

Its a stupid video within a video thats a screen cap of another video.

Try harder. I'm pissed off that Youtube is shutting down my porn this fast. I think they're on to my account...

listen to the music :p

such a great songs in this thread :)