An Open Letter to GOOGLE
 

Dear Google

You rejected a recent adsense program submission for my mainstream site with bogus boilerplate, and I resent how nit-picky you are about adwords landing pages. And I don't like how you promote pirate links.

But I just looked at my stat analytics and see you are ranking me first for some very great phrases and keywords. On one my blog is #1 out of 6,400,000 results.

So thank you Google

Signed,
Your Friend.
:)

You are welcome, let us know if there is anything else we can do to make you happy. k tnx.