Juggling 3 guy's it's great to be single!
 

I'm having so much fun being single, I have one guy who's 27 he takes me out to dinner on Monday and Thursday. I have another one we'll call him my Friday night guy. LOL Then I have one I see when ever he doesn't have a day.


I haven't had this much fun in a long time and NOT one of them is getting any.


:)

Ok......

ummm Ok then....

NOT one of them is getting any
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Well good for you! Have fun because you should!

Forwarded this thread to all three.

I love sluts. For real.

You're the reason the world needs battered women's shelters. Jk

this is why many women get treated the way they do :2 cents:

if they're not getting any, that means you're not getting any either. Where's the fun in that, girl? :D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That was my thoughts...:pimp

every woman is a whore except for mom.

3 guys 1 vagina ... video link?

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Enjoy it while you can. Eventually it catches up to you.

I'll never forget the night my future wife confronted me with my girlfriend. We call it the "spaghetti incident". To make a long story short, my best friend (total idiot really) knew about both girlfriends and late one night was rushed to the hospital and straight into surgery. I told Donna (my wife now) that my old girlfriend (Karen) would be there, so it wouldn't be a good idea for her to show up - "uncool to make a scene at the hospital while my buddy is dieing". Donna knew what was going on; According to her she figured it out weeks ago. She had a few drinks and then showed up at the hospital.

There we are, in the lobby, my girlfriend, my buddy's parents, sister, when Donna walks up. She introduces herself as a friend of John's and meanwhile I'm shitting bricks wondering how this is gonna play out. I turned to Donna and said "Can we talk outside". We walk out, and I'm trying to get her to leave when Karen walks out with a dozen questions. Finally I'm thinking this is gonna crash hard so I just say "Well, I've been fucking you both for the past two months". Karen just hauled off and sucker punched me in the face... I quickly left the scene alone.

I guess in the back of my mind I already made my decision, because when I left I went to a bar where Donna and I went to all the day. I guess I wanted Donna to find me, and not Karen. Donna shows up, I explain everything, and Donna asked me to move in with her.

And that was that. Twenty years later we are still together.

If this was a dude bragging about three chicks, the guys would applaud. :1orglaugh

More power to you sister. LOL!!!

only if he would fuck all three :2 cents:

I love hearing dating stories. This is boring tho.
hahahaha

Your idea of fun is using guys for a meal?

I don't see an issue with her having 3 guys, have fun and enjoy life the way you like it, not the way others think you should...

I had 2 18 year old girlfriends for a little while and we all were together. they were friends before I knew either of them, it's a shame they couldn't get along and fought for my attiention trying to push the other out the situation... I'm still with the one that didn't cause trouble.

If i'm not getting laid the second date you better be marriage material or I'm outta there, no sex is no fun. If i wanted to listen to a chick blather about crap I don't care about I could do that without paying for dinner!

I'm going to guess that if she hasn't had sex with any of them, she probably could, pretty soon. :1orglaugh

right? lol

Send one in my direction - don't hog them all.....

All I have is some lunatic Latvian and we don't even speak the same language.

Hung like a Hamster as well. :(

Please.... When you are single, men are using women for sex, and women are using men for money. And they are using each other for companionship sometimes.


Mind you, this is a very new development. I believe in only started about 4 or 5 thousand years ago, so I understand that you haven't had time to adjust yet.





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That's amazing.

if I haven't gotten any by the 3rd date i'm gone... and i never spend more than $30-60 per date till I start getting some.

it takes two to tango...

I was thinking the same thing! Two women on the planet that would fuck Rochard! Who woulda thunk it...

God I love this place :1orglaugh

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I'm sure your dog does though. Isn't NC where that guy died some years ago after being fucked by a horse? Someone told me that all people in NC and SC have sex with animals.

I think this is falsehood, sorry to burst bubble.

You haven't had this much fun in a long time and you're not getting laid? You've had some terrible sex in your life!

Do yourself a favor...dont go around bragging about shit like this, it's not as cool as you think.

I see you are located in NC, perhaps you would care to address animal sex?

I saw a fun movie this weekend. Take one of your chicks, lots of laughs.


What's Your Number?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8NSM0YCDr1o

I don't watch estrogen movies, sorry.

It's nice to make use of people.

Another awesome TurboAngel thread in the works. :1orglaugh

keep this one at the top!

Great place to meet girls for all the other keyboard pimps.

i want to see more

what do you expect from a trailer trash?


P.S.
she is making this shit up cause she's an attention whore. juggling 3 men my ass.

Still hanging onto that Palin belief that man is only 5 thousand years old I see. You believe in talking snakes too?

this is a bad thread

LOL - I just had it in my head that the Serpent said to Eve - Suck On This....

Then I saw your nic...

Spooky. :)

horrible.... chick humor = no humor.

:1orglaugh Top line of the thread!

Carolina was mainly set up by Dutch immigrants and in Dutch Carolina means "kiss me dog". In Holland sex with animals was forbidden but there was this sub-Catholic group that believes that sex with animals makes you immortal so they immigrated to the USA and built Carolina. Then after 60 years there was this group that preferred sex with dogs, they moved to the north and there was this group that preferred sex with horses, they moved to the south. So that's how North and South Carolina were formed.

Sorry to break it to ya, "hateman" lol, but vaginas really are something else.

One vagina can wield great power over many men. It's true. :1orglaugh