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Choker 02-01-2003 03:19 PM

Cheap advertising from the Fly
 
Campaign #1 Cost $100

For the low low cost of only $100, I will create a fake contest with your company putting up a prize. After I announce a winner I will refuse to pay the prize. You then come in and save the day by putting up the prize.

Results. You look like a good hearted company and get tons of goodwill out to potential clients.

Example campaign
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=100684
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Campaign #2 Cost $200

For the low low cost of only $200, I will create the illusion that you and I are partnering up on a project. Then I will claim you hacked my server and tried to steal my ideas.

Results. People will think you have a hot project and will jump on board really fast.

Example campaign

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=100481
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Campaign #3 Cost $300

For the low cost of only $300, I will create a post that you owe me for work yet you refuse to pay me. This will create serious interest in your products or services.

Results. People will know you pay your bills on time. They will literally knock your doors down to pay you for your services.

Example campaign
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=104033
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I am also available to promote your company at any and all internext shows. Quotes available upon request.

My qualifications
I am BP4L
I have 10,000 ICQ contacts
I have over 6000 posts on GFY

Pete 02-01-2003 03:21 PM

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

p00p 02-01-2003 03:21 PM

you take paypal?

ppk 02-01-2003 03:22 PM

Great!

I am starting up a paysite, your package #3 looks great!

Where do I send the money?

Thanks.

Gutterboy 02-01-2003 03:23 PM

:1orglaugh

candyflip 02-01-2003 03:25 PM

Waiting patiently for theFLY's witty comback.

Rui 02-01-2003 03:29 PM

Do you give group discounts :Graucho

Ahh well nice sarcastic way to show newcomers what the twat did...bahh

Jakke PNG 02-01-2003 03:40 PM

Omg.:glugglug

Alky 02-01-2003 03:48 PM

ill take 3 of package #3, supersized. thanks.

Spunky 02-01-2003 03:48 PM

Heh Heh...:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 02-01-2003 03:50 PM

Where can I pay?

stocktrader23 02-01-2003 03:52 PM

Very fucking funny!

:thumbsup

Gary 02-01-2003 03:52 PM

sweet deals

Pipecrew 02-01-2003 03:54 PM

hahahahahahahahaahaha

boldy 02-01-2003 03:55 PM

Hey Choker, hows life ? :glugglug

cool1 02-01-2003 04:01 PM

Funny stuff :1orglaugh

Rich 02-01-2003 04:09 PM

ROFLMAO

Post of the year, you're the man Choker.

HungSolo 02-01-2003 04:11 PM

:1orglaugh

Dravyk 02-01-2003 04:23 PM

Best yet. I laughed. I cried. Two thumbs up.

Choker 02-01-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boldy
Hey Choker, hows life ? :glugglug
Hey man I have tried icqing you. Hit me up please I have a new program you might be interested in. Thanks

Undutchable 02-01-2003 06:46 PM

:1orglaugh Classic

Mutt 02-01-2003 06:46 PM

:1orglaugh

BVF 02-01-2003 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Waiting patiently for theFLY's witty comback.
It's gonna take a minute...that was a good one......

Kimmykim 02-01-2003 07:27 PM

Wow choker, i didnt know you had it in ya. ;)

DaLord 02-01-2003 08:29 PM

Are you 100% sure that being a BP4L is a qualification? :Graucho

exspamr 02-01-2003 08:31 PM

http://www.dork.com/pist/owned2.jpg

ReAlisTiC 02-01-2003 08:32 PM

:1orglaugh

quiet 02-01-2003 08:34 PM

hehe

Nippon 02-01-2003 08:35 PM

LoL

Sly_RJ 02-01-2003 08:36 PM

I wonder if I can get a bulk rate?

Ross 02-01-2003 08:58 PM

:1orglaugh

dantheman 02-01-2003 10:16 PM

:glugglug

SuperVillain 02-01-2003 11:22 PM

By placing tiny classified adds.................


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