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vsex 10-05-2011 10:38 AM

This girl admits to being a Porta Potty for cash....
 
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I?ve been a huge fan of TheDirty for a few years now and have never had anything to submit and after giving it a very long thought, I decide to submit myself into TheDirty.com for what I have been doing for the past several years of my life? kinda of my confession I guess. At 18 I went to CSUF and hated school and having to work wasn?t really my thing? So my roommate started stripping and after a few nights of seeing how much she made, I joined the industry? long story short within a few years I was working full time at the Rhino and making a killing? One of my co workers showed up in a brand new Bentley and that day changed my life as I knew it. For the last few years of my life Nik, I have been getting degraded like no other, yes I have traveled everywhere in the world but the price I paid is now only affecting my life and my mind. These guys are so rich, hate their wives and bored with life they are willing to pay anything for their crazy sex fetishes and I was crazy enough to expect the money. I?ve had to be gangbanged and bukkaked by over 20 Saudi royalty at once (made 40K) in two days so it was worth it. I?ve literally been pissed on and sh*tted on so many times I just don?t understand why they like it (after the 3rd time you get sh*t on you get use to it). I?ve had to have sex with a male German Shepard dog in front of them, I?ve had to stick numerous objects in my ass and their ass*s as well, I?ve got paid to eat sh*t, I?ve got paid to get beat up, I even had to stick a live Salmon in some 65 year olds man ass? I?ve had sex with their 14 year old boys to make them men, I?ve drank cups of c*m and have smeared my face with their sh*t. So to all you ladies that are going to bash me. I?m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. I?m now retired and can have normal sex with whomever I want.

Turns out she's this girl:
She's the one on the right-

http://data.crowdreel.com.s3.amazona...b3d659d82d.jpg
and here on the left-
http://data.crowdreel.com.s3.amazona...564674298a.jpg

Crazy what some of these party chicks will do for money

Cue CurrentlySober......:1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 10-05-2011 10:46 AM

doubt she'll stay sober and sane. probably will have the money gone in a couple years.

CurrentlySober 10-05-2011 10:48 AM

My next wife...

seeric 10-05-2011 10:49 AM

She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 10-05-2011 10:54 AM

I couldn't do that for a million..damn

vsex 10-05-2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18471084)
She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

obviously she's not the brightest bulb....

IllTestYourGirls 10-05-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18471084)
She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was assuming since she said liquid, that she has a lot of assets making her money.

MaDalton 10-05-2011 10:56 AM

she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

stever 10-05-2011 11:07 AM

wow what a role model she is

Imortyl Pussycat 10-05-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18471101)
she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

seriously.....i would rather have 100 of my nightmares that freak me the fuck out than even 1 of hers :Oh crap

PR_Glen 10-05-2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18471101)
she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

That's pretty funny.. hehe or even psychiatric bills...


Is she seriously bragging about fucking dogs and eating shit here? Aren't these things that hill folk make their mentally challenged cousins do for sport?

garce 10-05-2011 11:20 AM

I think I'm in love with her.

96ukssob 10-05-2011 11:22 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh WOW!

this chick I knew when I first moved to LA was a stripper. she told me that this guy would come by once a week and ask her to shit into a styrofoam cup and pay her $250!

she once got paid a fucking $1,000 to go shit in a guys mouth! WTF?!?! why cant i be born a girl :mad:

vsex 10-05-2011 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18471154)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh WOW!

this chick I knew when I first moved to LA was a stripper. she told me that this guy would come by once a week and ask her to shit into a styrofoam cup and pay her $250!

she once got paid a fucking $1,000 to go shit in a guys mouth! WTF?!?! why cant i be born a girl :mad:

Apparently she decided to go for the bigger money when they shit in her mouth. :1orglaugh

BareBacked 10-05-2011 11:33 AM

Was posted a few weeks ago right?

Kenny B! 10-05-2011 11:50 AM

Well good on her most local girls here would do that for line of blow and a bag of weed!

BlackCrayon 10-05-2011 12:09 PM

i know a girl who supposidly did a 40 man gangbang for 1500 bucks. girls are nuts, or should i say drug addicts are nuts.

L-Pink 10-05-2011 12:14 PM

A series of loser boyfriends will drain her bank account and her looks.

.

PR_Sebas 10-05-2011 01:04 PM

I call bullshit on this story. I don't feel like going to The Dirty and investigating, but this feels like some ex bf or crazy stalker who decided to "get" this girl by making up this bullshit story and submitting it as if he was her.

Who admits to being shit on, even if it's for a million bucks?

vsex 10-05-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Sebas (Post 18471389)
I call bullshit on this story. I don't feel like going to The Dirty and investigating, but this feels like some ex bf or crazy stalker who decided to "get" this girl by making up this bullshit story and submitting it as if he was her.

Who admits to being shit on, even if it's for a million bucks?

We're not talking about the most stable of people here. :1orglaugh

Ayla_SquareTurtle 10-05-2011 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Sebas (Post 18471389)
I call bullshit on this story.


Exactly! Shenanigans.

BareBacked 10-05-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 18471084)
She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

From the story you are worried about her finances?

pornguy 10-05-2011 01:31 PM

That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

epitome 10-05-2011 02:22 PM

Fake or incredibly dumb. If real she will be having an appointment with the IRS and police.

epitome 10-05-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18471471)
That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

Yeah OP is an idiot for even posting that here.

Deej 10-05-2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18471471)
That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

What are the age of consent laws in Saudi?

rogueteens 10-05-2011 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 18471609)
What are the age of consent laws in Saudi?

According to Wiki, there isn't one.

vsex 10-05-2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18471601)
Yeah OP is an idiot for even posting that here.

Yeah, cuz no one else saw that on thedirty.com :1orglaugh :321GFY

thickcash_amo 10-05-2011 04:08 PM

So is she saying I should be jealous of her? She can keep her money if thats the kind of humiliating shit you have to go through to get it. I'll get mine the old fashion way and work :(

PastorSinAlot 10-05-2011 04:42 PM

nice read

WebCashMaker 10-05-2011 05:03 PM

I guess the IRS will pay her a visit to get their share of that 1 million !

CaptainHowdy 10-05-2011 05:49 PM

There are no fake news on the internet ...

GatorB 10-05-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18471240)
i know a girl who supposidly did a 40 man gangbang for 1500 bucks. girls are nuts, or should i say drug addicts are nuts.

$37.50 per dude? what cheap whore.

Phoenix 10-05-2011 06:43 PM

girls get fucked by dogs after the bar sometimes..lol
dont knock her down...i hope she has more then 1 million cash though

porno jew 10-05-2011 06:47 PM

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NaughtyVisions 10-05-2011 07:02 PM

Hahaha....her tweets are protected.

BIGTYMER 10-05-2011 09:09 PM

Bullshit. I can create any good story about some hot PHX chick and it'll get posted.


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